Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

New couple seems like they might become regulars for us, which is awesome, I enjoy regular couples more than playing the new couple game. We haven't had a local regular couple in close to 10 years (we had one after but they had marriage problems). Sometimes its nice to just relax, hang out, and then have monkey sex with a friend.

This is why I'm glad we have a pretty sound proof finished basement.

 

My mother is in nowhere Texas and she can only get satellite.

 

Whelp after a rather slow last few years for us in our adult hobby things are looking up.

New couple mentioned above has a good chance of becoming a regular.

Friends we met in Nov and are practically our swinger soul mates invited us out to their place (they live out of state).

A local unicorn thinks my wife and I are sexy and wants to set up a play date.

I expect all this to fall through by late September and we will be back to square one.

 

I know what a unicorn is in swinger parlance, but I can't help but think of this:

 

My dream self is enjoying the life. The real self, not so much. I'm getting laid almost every night in my dreams. Unfortunately, due to the wife's broken ankle/leg, it'll be a bit before I get it in real life. Oh and the variety of partners my dream self is shtooping is phenomenal! Too bad it's not in real life.

 

One of my co-worker fuck crushes stopped by to see how the wife is doing. I had a dream about her the other day. As she left she gave me a little wink. Did she have the same dream? OF COURSE NOT! Just wishful thinking/hoping/praying on my part. She looked her amazing self. Nice summer dress, no stockings, cleavage on display. It would be awesome to get her and my wife in bed together. I'd be willing to just watch if it came to that, but, since the wife isn't into women, I guess I'd have to force myself to join in.

 

Maybe regular couple has become regular, we're meeting Friday for social stuff and then swinger stuff, praise Bacchus.

Unicorn is texting me nudes and we are meeting on Saturday for just social stuff.

Yea business wise I'm in a world of change right now, stress levels are huge, but this is a welcome diversion.

 

In addition to having sex with the wife for the first time in over 6 weeks, got to look down one of the SILs tops to see those BIG, BEAUTIFUL BREASTS. WOW! Just as spectacular as I've always imagined. Too bad no one will ever get to see them. She's the ultra religious one.

 

Its taken me over 30 years of having sex to learn why "more cushin for the pushing" is a thing.

For my entire life I thought it was a stupid saying. It was never an issue for me, and it seemed to be a way to justify having sex with fat women.

Then I made a new "friend" shes very skinny but looks good, not eat a cheeseburger skinny. The problem is she has *no* muscle tone at all, like I'd be surprised if she can lift 20 lbs. Shes basically just bone and fat as horrible as that sounds in thinking about it.

So we are going at it doggie, and she wants it HARD, so I go hard and it hurt because I was literally getting poked by her pelvis bones.

This btw is incredibly unsexy to think about.

So all of my thin partners have been the type to work out. It's never been an issue with my wife or anyone else. This is a first for me. .... she needs more cushion.

 

If he sees everything, then he's doing a piss poor job of making sure other people see them. Like me for instance. He should share those looks with the rest of us.

 

Bible Gateway passage: Song of Songs 1 - New International Version

and

5 Surprising Things That the Bible Says about Sex - The Gospel Coalition | Canada

Assuming its a Christian faith.

God never intended to get in the way of a married bed.

 

She's not married, still a virgin and in her 50's. It's not being narrow minded, it's being factual. Also, Christians are some of the freakiest people I know, I'm talking about the one I've known for 40+ years now.

 

I'm a Christian. Go to church weekly, sing in the choir, served as a board of directors, trustee, an youth leader. I've also run services and written an delivered sermons. I am probably one of the freakiest Christians out there. I don't think my kinks/fetishes make me any less holy than a celibate Christian. My relationship with God is between him/her and myself. And my bedroom activities are between myself and my partner.

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Dear Jesus, stop bogarting the boobies...

 

No worries, I'm not offended....much...