Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

That's it, you're cut off from numerical methods.
You will have to go with thinking about Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

 

Mmm... Margaret Thatcher...


(You didn't specify which decade.)

 

Or you can imagine yourself as Margaret Thatcher.

 

She also seems to have a thing for pearl necklaces.
Just sayin'.

 

You know, despite having actual family on the Irish side of the troubles, I have no real issue with Thacher.

What I do have issue with is that hat.

WTF is that? I hate it at a visceral level. Its awful.

 

So the wife and I have been in quite a drought lately.

However, even if we’re not getting any sex in real life, our dream selves are living the dream! We’ve both been having pretty good sex dreams lately.

The wife had one that involved lots of group sex, as in orgy type combinations. Both of us were having sex with and without each other. OH HELL YEAH!

Last night, I dreamed that my wife and her best friend double teamed me. It was AWESOME! Of course, the fact that my wife and her friend will be hanging out this weekend had NOTHING to do with it, I’m sure.

Too bad our dreams don’t become real.

 

When you cum out of a LONG dry spell to several amazing orgasms... life is beautiful again.

 

My maternal grandmother started her family at a young age, as was the norm back then, and wound up separated (eventually divorced) from her alcoholic husband at a young age. She used to read every pulp romance novel she could. I read a few just to see what the appeal was, and found out some were borderline pornographic (emphasis on graphic).

 

The hip to waist ratios are out of the park today. Tight jeans, high heals, sheer peasant tops. I'm in co-worker heaven!

 

Summer is here, and even after five decades I'm still amazed at the amount of flesh to be seen at the malls.

I could see me fighting with my--if I had any--young daughters or granddaughters over their clothing choices.

 

Continue to admire and drool...

Maybe you are just as obvious as the group of males I just passed, flocked outside at the picnic tables in the courtyard turning heads without remorse. Gives a girl such confidence knowing she can turn heads with clothes on Needed that extra confirmation that my pants hug my body in all the right places.

 

OMG, I HOPE I'm not that obvious. LOL. I've tried very hard to develop my nonchalant looks. Sunglasses help outside, but not inside at work. Luckily, I have a wife that doesn't mind me looking. I give her the same courtesy.