Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

One thing I've figured out...I'm NOT into pain.

Getting or giving.

So if someone wants it, they better ask for it.
And even then, I'm going to have to warm up to it and even after have limits to what I feel comfortable with.

 

Sorry ladies, this kid's dick is attached to his head & heart

You're just going to have to deal with it.
Just like I've had to.

You want one, the other parts come with it, package deal.

 

IMHO, I think mine is worth more than $17
I could be biased.

But I'd likely lose it if it was detachable...I can't tell you how many things I lose, I'm so absent-minded.
Then again, that makes sense, since my brains are in my penis.
(then I'd lose my dick and brains...and we can't have that )..

Wait, I think I'm making an extended version of the song...

 

Spring is here and the ladies are smiling and flirty like crazy

 

OMG

I went to rehab for my knee, recovering from ACL reconstruction
The Physical Therapist, who’s a nice enough young lady

She was examining the scars on my bare knee
Light touches here and there
I was like - Oi vey
Then when she was massaging my knee and back leg with some lotion
I was going crazy in my head

I wanted to be a gentleman because she was being professional and doing a normal PT task
But I was wearing thin sweats
I did not want to get aroused

So I’m closing my eyes, thinking
“Donald Duck, Donald Duck, Donald Duck”
“Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse”
And so on...

I’m lucky I kept it under control
While I doubt I’d be the first to get aroused
I don’t want to be “that guy”

I didn’t realize I was so sensitive to touch
Then again, it’s not every day someone pretty is touching my knee.

Need a few laps on the web now...geez
Cause I’m certainly not going dancing yet

 

I've been told that one of the best ways for a guy to squelch an erection is to think of his parents having sex. Of course that was for much younger guys.

 

And some, they'd get more aroused from that. But, I'd have to agree with you on that for myself, ewww.
However, I'd rather not mix relatives with any sexual imaginings...even denials to myself. Not a comfortable blurring of topics, in any context.