Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

Another swinger party this weekend (two weeks in a row is rare for us).

Interestingly I have a woman who really wants a threesome with my wife and I. Now normally this is my fantasy, but in this case shes straight and my wife is bi. She's willing to play the pillow princess but my wife won't do another woman who is straight, its a huge turn off to her and I totally get that.

Now MFM's are easy with two straight guys, each guy gets a end, logistics are simple.

Bi MFF's are a bit complicated but since the women can keep each other occupied I don't have to try to focus on two people at once, no one is "left out" of the action, much like an MFM.

Straight FMF's... are work for me, and since this is a safe sex one, its not like I can put it in one and then switch, gotta do a condom switch each time.

I've had one other straight FMF before and we were young and dumb so bareback and even that was hard to work out at times.

I just can't believe I'm thinking of ways to avoid an FMF, I don't even know me anymore...

 

Threesome avoided.

Wife held 10 cocks withing 120 seconds playing a "guess who's penis game" (she got me right).

Went home and she had 30 orgasms.

She had a great day.

I had a good one.

 

Sounds like a good day.

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I tried to solve this dilemma for you in my head.
What I envisioned happening was I walk in, see 2 hot women eager to have sex with me, and then I ejaculate as I unbutton my pants.
Presto! Problem solved.

 

Been there did that.

 

Wisely done.
Several times as a teen I didn't even get my pants off.
I'm not sure what mom thought as she was doing the laundry.
Actually I bet I know but I don't want to acknowledge it.

 

Yeah my girlfriend in high school could climb in my lap while we fooled around in the car and that thing would go off in no time.
Luckily back then it re-loaded very quickly!

 

believe it or not, we've had HOT sex the last two nights. Thursday I came home and she was naked in the bed waiting on me and said "shower then me" I was like fuck yeah. last night it stormed all night and I thought about this thread..... lets just say, yall are right.

 

Fist bump Ralphie!

 

Thank you

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FOL! (Fuck Our Luck)
Dropped the kiddos off today for a week of sleep away camp.
We were looking forward to a week of sex unburdened by the ever present children.

At 0630 this morning the Red Army invaded and we will remain under Communist rule for the next 5 days.

 

@fflowley this morning on the way to the gym I remembered your post when my Lady announced the arrival of the Red Army by saying Hummer Week had started.
She speculated that there might not be a lot of women out there who would say such a thing to their partner.
I smiled in anticipation of her inducing powerful orgasms then gentling the courting tackle down with her patented post-cum licking, kissing and sucking while eye-fucking me.
Hmmm ... Hummer Week

 

That’s the spirit!
I got to visit Hummertown last night too.
It was great but I’ll take PIV if I get the choice.