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Sexual fantasy

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Aug 1, 2012.

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  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..

    THIS.....
     
    ralphie250, Sep 13, 2014
    #321
  2. THENAME

    thename New Member

    I recently started stuffing a pencil( not the sharp end) in my ass with a vanilla lube and I love it. For some reason, makes sex a lot better than using a dildo, although I also love to use them.
     
    thename, Sep 16, 2014
    #322
  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Ooooh, bad idea!

    While I'm all in favor of people exploring their backdoors, using something that doesn't have an easily gripped or flared end is a big no-no. Anal Play Safety - Emergency Room Procedures

    Take this toy that just arrived on my doorstep yesterday: Request Rejected You'll note that it has a flared end.
     
    snowy, Sep 16, 2014
    #323
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  4. Spiritsoar

    Spiritsoar Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    New York
    Agreed. Regardless of your size and shape preferences, you can probably find something online that's designed to go there. I've worked in an ER, and this is a more common problem than it needs to be. Spend the money now to save yourself the money and embarrassment later.

    (And if you do decide to disregard this advice and have a mishap that you can't remove yourself, don't mess about hoping that "it'll work its way out naturally." Going in to get it removed promptly can be the difference between the doctor loosening you up to get it out with fingers/tools and surgery.)
     
    Spiritsoar, Sep 16, 2014
    #324
  5. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    One of my friends is an ER doc, and he has some amusing stories about the various things people have shoved up there that he's had to retrieve....
     
    Levite, Sep 16, 2014
    #325
  6. THENAME

    thename New Member

    Well then, what do you recommend? im a little short on money.
     
    thename, Sep 17, 2014
    #326
  7. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    A good friend's finger?
     
    grumpyolddude, Sep 17, 2014
    #327
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  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    a real good friend
     
    ralphie250, Sep 17, 2014
    #328
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  9. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    If you're limber enough, your own finger.:D Call it "assturbation."
     
    Lindy, Sep 17, 2014
    #329
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  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It's not that hard to stick your own finger in your ass if you're in the right position. I'm not exactly flexible and I can do it.
     
    snowy, Sep 17, 2014
    #330
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  11. THENAME

    thename New Member

    I dont really like to use my fingers, beacause i like to lick it in the end.
     
    thename, Sep 18, 2014
    #331
  12. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    This is like the third time I've read this post. If I concentrate hard enough on the mental picture, I swear I can hear choirs of angels singing hallelujahs....
     
    Levite, Sep 18, 2014
    #332
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  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I neglected to mention in that post that the reason I know is because I was doing it earlier that day...
     
    snowy, Sep 18, 2014
    #333
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  14. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    You're killing me here, @snowy.... Just killing me....
     
    Levite, Sep 18, 2014
    #334
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  15. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North


    And she does it with such grace and style, dammit.
     
    redravin, Sep 18, 2014
    #335
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  16. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    hallelujah
     
    ralphie250, Sep 18, 2014
    #336
  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I try.
     
    snowy, Sep 18, 2014
    #337
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  18. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Include some prostate stimulation and/or testicle manipulation to take that great blowjob to a whole new level.
    --- merged: Sep 19, 2014 1:48 PM ---
    Speechless.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 26, 2014
    Chris Noyb, Sep 19, 2014
    #338
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  19. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    A longtime sexual fantasy will come true tonight.
     
    Street Pattern, Sep 19, 2014
    #339
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  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    You're going to travel back in time and bang a 20 year old Raquel Welch?
     
    Chris Noyb, Sep 19, 2014
    #340
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