Sexual fantasy

You probably just need to start posting selfies.

Lots and lots of selfies.

...especially if you look like Patrick Stewart.

 

Nobody dreams of the fat guy. Or do they????? Nah

 

I look approximately like Shrek, but with a beard.

 

I know you've posted images of yourself before. You just have to post more of them.

 

They're just too shy to admit it.

Shy?
TFP?
What?

 

For some reason I have this weird fetish for very muscled women. Not like huge bulky body builders, just women of normal size who are slim but shredded as all hell and have defined arm muscles, six-packs, etc. - like Crossfit women, or small/petite but very strong body-builder women like Dana Linn Bailey:

 

Wow, that is like 100% the opposite of what I usually like. Any chick that ripped is guaranteed to turn me off.

 

I value fitness and strength - and no, I'm not secretly latently gay or something so don't even draw that common conclusion. There's a big difference between physically fit girls and dudes, namely being pheromones, body shape, and penises.

 

I have no idea why it would make me think you're gay. Has nothing to do with anything. And, frankly, I don't think dudes look good all ripped out, either.

To me, though, such an intensive focus on physical development, the attainment of hardened muscles and ultra-leanness speaks of toughness and aggressiveness, not softness and pleasures.

 

And that right there is why the rabbi has me seriously considering converting to Judaism (assuming that "convert" is the right term to use for a disinterested agnostic).

Also, you're only gay if you like to have sex with other guys. Not because of some sort of made-up bullshit that someone else wants to use to belittle you. So, @othersyde, I humbly request that the next time some dipshit calls you "gay" because you like fit/strong women, may I suggest that you reply that they're still women and that the other party has little room to criticize since you think that all sheep look pretty much the same. Perhaps he can give you a lesson on how to separate the "pretty" ones?

 

Why would you think its a "weird fetish"? Let alone that it makes you gay? And whether or not you're gay doesn't really bare on being hot for fit women? Anyway, technically speaking, at lest clinically, its not a fetish just because you find it attractive or arousing.

 

Shes been called out as a steroid user (and her husband for that matter), and looking at those pictures I'd have to agree. Women, naturally, have a higher body fat then men, which is almost completely absent on her. I find once you get into "physically impossible" by natural means attraction goes down for most people, even in men.

So while that doesn't do it for me.


That I'd hit like the angry fist of god

 

...and I think fit/strong women are hot too.

 

Gentlemen, your appreciation of female body types is much appreciated... In the spirit of the OP, what do you fantasize about doing with these women?

 

Hey, I just posted about a rabbi, a sheep and a not-gay guy. That can't go anywhere good unless they walk into a bar.

 

Wait a minute.....we're allowed to fantasize about the women that we appreciate?
That's not what my wife told me .

 

Generally I'd start with a three way kiss (her, me, my wife), which is a amazingly good "ice breaker". After my wife and her would make out a bit alone, and then we would all go to a room. We would then share each other, both going down on one then the other. At some point after both women had orgasmed from oral, I would have sex with the other woman while my wife would continue to make out with her. After that we would go find something to eat

 

This is the TFP, after all.