sex toys.

Look, Im not trying to sound like I think I'm a mega stud or somthing, but I dont see why she would need to.

I mean, if she needs seeing to, at least she should ask me first. If I was away for the week or something I suppose someone might need to, but I'd rather not think about it.

If a girl I dated came home with a magic rabbit and a ribbed tickler or whatever I'd do my best to give her a demonstration of why it was a waste of money.. and if after that she says "well, you did you're best, but pass us the rabbit" I mean I'd be a bit crushed to be honest.

 

Then you force women into the position of lying to you because you resent an act that most women enjoy from time to time on their own.
It's not all about you. You are not the giver of all things great and wonderful. Sometimes we like to have fun by ourselves.

 

Well I dont personally see what one of this devices can do for a woman that I cant.

 

It's really quite arrogant and selfish, too. To think that any orgasms a woman you are seeing has should be happened upon her only by you. Really now?
I wouldn't tolerate that kind of possessive insecurity.
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That's because you refuse to see. You think orgasms are about you. They aren't.

 

Best part about masturbation? The lack of expectations.

Why do you beat off, Strange? Same for women, bro.

 

Oh my god, dude, really? I've previously bought my partners (and now my wife) sex toys. It's no big deal and nothing is more awesome than watching your partner get herself off.

 

I agree 100%.

Maybe some sweet young thing will introduce Strange to that. Also that there are other positions than missionary. And that the lights can be on during sex.

 

It is still against the law to sell sex toys in Alabama.

Coming to theaters soon: Hysteria - a romantic comedy about the invention of the vibrator



'Hysteria' and the Long, Strange History of the Vibrator - The Daily Beast

That is all.

 

I can honestly say I have never preferred having a wank to sex. If I am on a situation with the chance to sex a girl, I've never thought to myself "cor, I fancy a wank right now..."
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There are actually 3 sex positions, and I am perfectly capable to perform them all to be honest, even when the lights are on.
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Not at all, I would never want someone to lie to me nor would I ever force someone to do anything. I'm not saying I would try and stop a girlfriend owning a sex toy if she ever wanted to, I'm just saying I would disappointed if she needed it and take it as a bit of a knock. Anyway, I dont think that many women own these things in real life. None of my girlfriends have ever owned one.

Whether they like some fun by themselves... I cant answer.

This really has nothing to do with me thinking I am the centre of things in relation to a girlfriend, just that sex is better together and masturbation is something you do when you cant get any sex. If she was having to take of herself that would mean I wasnt taking care of her, and I wouldnt be happy with myself if that was the case.

 

Woah. Three whole positions. What an exciting world of possibilities.

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There's different variations and styles, but there are three fundamental positions

1 the woman sitting on the man's lap (or the man can lie down, but is better to sit up)
2 the man giving it to the woman from behind
3 the man on top giving it to the woman from the front

 

It's obvious that you don't watch much porn.

 

In my life, about 12. Another couple where I wouldnt say we were boyfriend/girlfriend, but there was a bit going on.

Maybe Ive known people who owned a set of handcuffs... does that count as a sex toy?

All boyfriends and girlfriends tell each other little white lies "no, you look great" or "oh my God, its so big, I don't know if it will fit..." but I am an open minded guy and I dont think anyone would feel they had to lie to me about whether they owned a vibrator. Maybe they had one in the closet or whatever, but since at the time I was dating them they had a boyfriend they didnt need it then.

 

Hm... I dont know if you are saying that in remembrance of something I talked about on here before, or just as a general observation.

I've had more to do with porn than I ever wanted to, and the truth is I am not that interested in it now.

Right now, I have some scene's on my laptop, but really the main interest I had in them was they all have a girl in them who is a minor porn star who I used to be friends with on Myspace (via an onlice scrabble game).

But rather than ask about how much porn I own, why dont you come up with a real life sex position that I didnt mention? Probably because there isnt one. Obviously you can have slight variations or whatever, but there are three basic styles of screwing a girl and thats that.

 

Thats just the same as missionary but turned 90 degree's

The angle is still the same.

You're also liable to put your back out, so I don't recommend you try it really.