sex toys.

I'm not sure if you've purchased a fake wand or not Zen, but I will say that you shouldn't buy the Adam&Eve wand. It pales in comparison to the original if it actually works. Other than that, when it comes to ebay, there are fakes for everything so a fake hitachi wand wouldn't surprise me in the least. You could always hit with a negative rating after reviewing the post to make sure you didn't overlook something somewhere and see how the seller responds.

 

I have about 5 years experience with both, the little blue guy is pretty useless--the vibration does not go up through it and really, it never did anything for me.
You did spend a lot. The good news is I use mine all the time and it is still working!
Use the low speed. The high speed is not for humans, IMO. It can really leave you raw. Low speed is perfect for masturbation. As a couple you will probably have a great deal of fun and take more time than me.
What a fantastic gift, CaptainBob!

 

But there are so many other great sex toys, too. We have a whole box full and then some....

 

Success

Here's the correspondence, including link to my photo and also to review with picture of genuine box-shot

And her reply:

The return and refund is complete, and she knows to ask me if she needs any pictures enlarged etc if she wants to make a refund claim to her suppliers.

 

Zen Glad it was rectified in a calm and smooth manner. Some vendors on ebay are horrible, be thankful you didn't have one of those

 

That's awesome.
Yes, there are many. I have a bunch but I seem to come back to my favourites more frequently. Keeping sex play fun and changing things up is vital, IMO.

 

I've been hit with fakes on ebay before. I can pretty much guarantee she's going to keep on selling the fakes and feign ignorance and offer a refund if someone calls her on it.

 

Is it weird to buy a new dildo with an Amazon gift card, bought by your uncle?

 

Only if you tell him.

 

Any recommendations for a good remote control vibrator/egg? Really interested in one for my GF.

 

Not as weird as when someone else is browsing on your comp, hits up Amazon.com and sees the "Recommended for You" sidebar.

Yikes.

 

One thing we have learned in this house is stay away from California Exotics and Basix. They make inferior products and are a complete waste of money. Wired eggs tend to have more 'oomph', but the wire can become damaged leaving you with a worthless piece of metal unless you know how to rewire it. I can't remember the name, but my wife prefers a double egg that has a standard egg along with an egg that has a teaser on it. It's a 7 function with various levels of pulse and vibration and it was around $10, so I'd recommend that, if I could remember which company made it. I'm quite sure it's on Amazon or Adam&Eve though if that helps.

 

I never really thought about looking for toys on amazon. Gonna have to check that out.

 

stop the clock! amazon sells sex toys? now this changes everything!

 

Amazon sells them under Grocery, Health & Beauty > Health and Wellness > Sexual Wellness

Also worth mentioning, if you don't listen to the Savage Love podcast, not only are you a terrible person, but you're missing out on coupon code "SAVAGE" for www.adameve.com where you can use it to get 50% off of almost any item, plus three free DVDs, plus a free gift, plus free shipping on your order. But seriously, listen to the podcast if you don't. Dan's sincere, no holds barred, foul mouthed advice is great.

 

Yes. Amazon. Jeff Bezos....you dirty little bastard.

Amazon boxes all over our yards. Our families and neighbors will be impressed by our love of the written word.

 

totally ordering from amazon tonight!

 

Goddamnit, where was this two weeks ago when I dropped $100+?

 

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