sex toys.

i think its kinda cool when they put a dildo on a saw zall. now thats how its done

 

I prefer (visually anyway) the ones that are piston driven from a wheel on a motor, but same idea.

 

yes, those are better looking, but for people that dont have $$ the saw zall would be just as good. I guess

 

that police baton is epic Thumbs up!

 

Must be a guy thing.

 

would a wife beater be appropriate also?? just kidding

 

I mostly fantasize about riding it horsey/broomstick-style in front of the riot police.
Show 'em a more fun and pleasurable, peaceful way, to use their batons.

 

That would be one way to occupy but if they break out the pepper spray I predict bad things.


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Yeah, I can see that going bad in many many ways

 

OK, having read through this all, it seems that there is unanimous approval for the magic wand. You can add Mrs. Hat's repeated and rather strident approval as well. Darn good thing I tied her down first or she might have gone flying off the bed and out the window. She's never been multiorgasmic before either. She is now.

Thanks, folks.

 

Hearing that, I might just click order on one of those too...

 

Shower massager isn't exactly a sex toy, but it works. Jets in a hot tub or my Jacuzzi bathtub work well, too.

 

what happened to the sybian being the coolest thing since anal sex?

 

I used to use the magic wand years ago, when i was still in high school.
Kind of discovered its 'magic' powers accidentally. It was my mother's.
That sounds so bad, lol. sheesh...

It's too powerful for me now, I think. I don't need much stimulation, it seems. The older I get, the easier it is for me to get off. Like literally, I can get there in about 30 seconds if I set my mind to it. Which is good being that I have virtually no private time at home...

 

Do you still use your Mom's Magic Wand?

 

nope. when i moved out, I had my own magic wand for a few years.
but i don't need one now.
i am fine-tuned. pitch perfect.

 

haha i was hoping you'd catch that

 

Always to risky to ever own a s.t. during living with parents. And now with hubby i dont wanna have a s.t. in case hes upset. My best friend let me try on vibration panties and its fun

 

all you gotta do is ask. it never hurts, just approach it gently