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Sex times

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by rogue49, Feb 22, 2014.

  1. NobleDeb

    NobleDeb Getting Tilted

    Location:
    New England
    I can't believe the New England states are ranking so low.
    After all what else is there to do here when we're snowed in?
     
  2. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Those numbers sound low to me unless you are just counting penetration.
    No clue what this "sex" thing is personally now (must be one of those odd French words like "vacation" that has no translation in English) but 30-40 minutes sounds more reasonable from what I recall many moons ago.
     
  3. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Arts and Crafts? ;)
     
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  4. NobleDeb

    NobleDeb Getting Tilted

    Location:
    New England
    @Fremen ~Really?
     
  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

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  6. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    I thought this was appropriate:
    [​IMG]
     
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  7. KK88

    KK88 New Member

    I absolutely agree with you, I was just being a wiseass.
     
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  8. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    I can't believe I did this but I did so I'm gonna spill the beans.
    We had some sexyfuntime last night. We have digital clocks on both night stands so I took some quick mental notes. I was able to glance over my wife's shoulder without getting caught watching the clock.
    We both had to be up early for work today so this was not going to be a long, time-unlimited session.
    From "first contact" touch together the act went on for 28 minutes.
    That included 8 minutes of the old in-n-out.
    And it seemed like a pretty typical session for us.

    Anyone else want to share a data point?
     
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    No, but I'd like to point out that your performance equivalent is nearly "6 tag-teaming Alaskans."

    Nice work, guy.
     
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  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    We had a 3-minute session last night, but I attribute the shortness to the fact that I was perched on the bathroom counter and kind of squished against the mirror. It was a good angle, but not the most comfortable position, so 3 minutes was fine.
     
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  11. NobleDeb

    NobleDeb Getting Tilted

    Location:
    New England
    I reviewed a video we made last year thinking it would be easy to add up the "sex time". The video is nearly 30 minutes long with much foreplay and goofing around for the camera. The actual in-n-out times break down as follows:

    Doggy style 2:25
    Missionary 3:10
    Me on top 4:16 (ending with his climax)

    So that's close to 10 minutes which beats the New England states average by about 7 minutes.
    So I'm thinking the state ranking numbers are too low even if they are measuring only in-n-out times.

    Any more number crunchers out there? Should The TFP commission a rigorous scientific study?
     
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  12. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets


    More data are definitely required. Each study must be conducted in triplicate (or more, if desired). We need lots of data points if we're gonna be able to rely on the results.
    --- merged: Feb 24, 2014 at 9:30 PM ---

    ...and I'm a scientist, so you can trust what I say...
     
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  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    So we should just forward our data on to you, and you will conduct the analysis?
     
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  14. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets


    You should probably locate a good statistician, @snowy. While I appreciate basic research, my career has mostly been focused on practical applications.

    If anyone needs me, I'll be in the field....generating data.....hot, sweaty, jungle data.....
     
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  15. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I can probably handle the stats needed for this, honestly. Finally put some of that biostats to work.
     
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  16. Katia

    Katia Very Tilted

    Location:
    Earth
    Well, anyone could put forth any time they'd like, if there's no proof. So, ya know the old saying, pics... Yeah, I'll go one step further and say video.
     
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    And remember @hamsterball as with all scientific endeavors...your tests will have to duplicated by others.
    And any data (and media), needs to be verified by outside parties. :D

    hmm...need to note...methods, techniques...measurements, specs...do trend analysis...document any outliers.
    Do the stats change with variation??

    *sigh* So much time, so little to do. Wait, strike that...reverse it.

    Drill down to the details. ;)
    Get to the bottom of it.
     
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  18. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets


    Technically correct, @Katia. On the other hand, be careful what you wish for....

    Some people are like Monet or Nureyev in bed; others perhaps more closely like Bob Ross or maybe this guy...

    [​IMG]

    In short, don't start something you're not prepared to finish...

    :D
    --- merged: Feb 25, 2014 4:03 AM ---

    Absolutely correct, @rogue49. I think we should aim for a scientific paper in a peer-reviewed publication (or is that pubic-ation??)

    This must be done with absolute scientific rigid...er, rigor...you know what I mean.

    We'll need to account for differences in size, time zones, time of day, effects of chemical stimulants, with and without toys....it's gonna be a big job.

    Nobel fucking prize, my friend........Nobel....fucking.....prize
    --- merged: Feb 25, 2014 4:10 AM ---
    Eye on the prize...


    Remember....
     
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  19. Katia

    Katia Very Tilted

    Location:
    Earth

    That's ok @hamsterball, I'm ready for anything! For science..

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. NobleDeb

    NobleDeb Getting Tilted

    Location:
    New England
    @scientists ~I don't care how you scientists design the study just get on with it because I want to do it!
     
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