Sex times

Unfortunate as fuck. Boo.

 

Yepppp it fuckn sucks

 

Been There Done That -- for too many goddamn years.

And then I lost 30 pounds.

Now we have sexytimes almost every day.

 

dammm congrads

 

Well, I am losing weight. So we'll see if that improves the situation!

 

If I could lose about 150 pounds, I could start having sex again, too.

Of course, when I say 150 pounds I am referring to this bitch:

 

Not meaning to overstep, but since you brought it up - what keeps you in it? Daughter? Or tell me to STFU.

 

I enjoy sex daily, sometimes with sexy wife.

 

Nah, it's okay.

One, my daughter.
Two, I'm an eternal optimist- I keep hoping that fantastic lady I married about 10 years ago who I would die for is going to reappear and replace that sullen ogress who judges me by my slim wallet.

 

Hugs. I hope she comes back to you, also.

 

I understand totally..

 

I thought the rule stated that it's only gay if your balls touch.
Have the rules changed?

 

In about 6 hours, my wife is going away for seven weeks. There hasn't been any action in our house in weeks.

Here's hoping that when I join her in three week's time, we can find some alone time.

(I hear Toronto is good for sex so long as it isn't on @martian's futon.)

 

I think after 7 years I've gone past negative and into imaginary numbers.

 

I'm about the same, BG, but I'm going home in 11 days for four days. Then I'll be at at least 8.

 

Wait what?? Seriously? No wonder you spent exorbitant amounts of time researching and arguing in that Internet Lunatics thread. You just need to divert some of that intellectual energy into the mindless pursuit of meaningless sexual philandering!

 

thats what thats called, imaginary...