Sex Parties

I don't think they went home with them, just to another room for sex, always wondered though what if you had the minging one. Could you pretend to own the Audi not the Skoda ???

 

As I understand the key thing, only one half of the couple selects a set of keys (usually the guy). And that person goes home with the person of the opposite sex from the couple to which the keys belong.

Again, not really my scene or fantasy.

 

That's the way I've always heard it too. Never done it, seen it done and it really wouldn't interest me either.

 

With a name as awesome as that, someone ought to do an entry into urbandictionary.com!!!

 

That was totally a Law & Order episode, too.

 

Law and Order did porn? Knew I should have watched more episodes.

 

It was one of the ones with Benjamin Bratt, not Angie Harmon.

 

No, no, no... sex party went wrong, somebody got stabbed/shot/decapitated and they found a fishbowl full of car keys.

I don't know about you, but as I general rule I only stick my penis in women that still have their head attached.

Limbs on a case-by-case basis.

/Boxing Helena

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I'm guessing if I wanted to do the "hang with nude strangers" thing I'd go to European beach instead of a resort.

It would seem that not too many fit young couples are in a position to pay to go to places like Hedonism II.

And something tells me that the nude beaches in the United States are simply a slice of the US populace.

Last time I was at Myrtle Beach, my current girlfriend was often the hottest thing in a 50m radius.

Borrrrring.

 

Yeaaah, that'd be funny if women objectified men the same way that men objectify women.

This is America. Women are judged by tits/ass, men are judged by watches and cars.

As a man you can be a disgusting fat slob and still have a smoking hot wife.

Not too many Jerry Springer cows dating young male underwear models.

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As a guy pushing a HD, I'm sure you can relate to this theory.

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Random Thought:

You know what's really awkward? A bunch of naked people wearing socks.

 

Yeah, European beaches feature lots of nudiy.

There's one specific nudist beach in France that is renowned in Germany. The big difference between this and other beaches being that a large portion of people that visit it come explicitly for the "swinger" part of the beach, which includes very publicly intimate moments by individual couples and lots of random people just doing each other. And of course a whole bunch of voyeurs who just watch those people go at it, so it's also perfect for exhibitionists.

The beach is called "Cap d' Agde" and known in Germany as Schweinchenstrand (Pigs' beach).

 

Borla and I became Sad Pandas instantly upon arrival.

So we decided to go to Hamburg's Schlachterbörse and indulge in the finest pork meat, ever. Afterwards we headed to Hamburg's Reeperbahn for dessert and really brought out our inner pigs.

At least, that's what I'd do if I had half a bottle of Vodka before going on my trademark Stupid Adventures™.

 

There is a tumblr blog I've been known to look at which has as a tagline - "The dream of living in a world filled with uninhibited fun, pleasure, love, nudity and sex everywhere. On the streets, on the beaches, in the forests..."

That's the world I want to live in and whether it is a party, a gang bang or a reverse gang bang, it is a world where everyone is happy and healthy and uninhibited. Actually, in my head, I live in that world and that is why I smile a lot. Just saw a French movie (Sexual Chronicles of a French Familly) where it was clear that the attitude was that sex is simply part of a healthy life and the more creative (just as with cooking) the more fun.

 

Well, it's entirely possible he was going from the episode. I was an easily shocked virgin at the time, and only briefly watched Law & Order years later (AFN programming was pretty scant.)

 

Every time you say AFN... whew... I have these horrible flashbacks to shitty food and long hours in a Polartec fleece that was one size too small.

/threadjack

 

Yeah go back a few years before the world was surrounded by TV satellites and you might have found yourself watching whatever movie or movies the rec. department picked up in the last port. I once found myself on a very slow ship from Kenya, Mombasa to Surabaya, Indonesia with the mess deck playing "The Man from Snowy River" every freaking night. After a few weeks we started turning off the sound and assigned roles to crew members. On the bright side for several days I was Kurt Douglas.

 

That is what I want too. Well, not so much the family part.

Except for the sex part, this is close to the fun, pleasure, love, and near nudity that you are looking for.
Electric Daisy Carnival 2012 - Presented by Insomniac Events
I went this year, and it was amazing.

I've been there. Well, not to the beach, and it was just because the train went through that town. The downside was that I was with my parents. So close, yet it wasn't going to happen.

I read an article a while ago that the problem with French beaches is that the younger generations aren't growing up going to the nude beaches. I think that sounds like a topic that I could research and bring attention to.

 

Pretty much the same issue with all European naturist beaches, especially in Germany. Most young people simply aren't interested in this kind of thing anymore.

Used to be a huge thing, but some (relatively) minor sex-on-the-beach articles led to the closure of a number of naturist beaches as well as further legal restrictions towards public nudity.