Food QOTD #86: What's your "crack"? (NSFW)

Yesterday at 2nd cousin's Taphouse at beach in Oregon we tried popcorn w/ togarashi,orange zest, smoked paprika, brewer's yeast, and smoked salt! Spicy hot but the orange zest really added something wonderful to the flavor profile!

 

It is at Nye Beach and has been open about 3 months! Had a prickly pear margarita there yesterday that the bartender made to go with my pink hair hehe. It was delish and made me laugh! Nye beach is also were we put my mom's ashes back into the ocean, her wishes. Love the Oregon coast (so many memories mom, gramma, friends, bonfires, camping, Sylvia Beach Hotel, Shelley the cat at S.B.H. lol, old girlfriends, getting tattoos after marathon sex with girlfriends) <3 going to miss it when we move back to southern Cali. next year. Adore California beaches too though, and time for some new memories to be made! <3

 

Okay, got home from work and slumped into my chair. My Son was cooking soup or so I thought.
This is how he descibed " it."
" Dad, I'm cooking or reducing marijuana. After the right colour profile I will filter out the vegetation. Mix the reduction with 1 cup of real butter." "Son, number one, can I get a contact high off your recipe? Please say no, number two, please don't allow me to consume any of that. Let's not mix it up with butter. " "Dad, I am going to put it on an english muffin. And you will be fine, I know your job drug tests."
Got home from work and strolled through the kitchen and that boy was making cookies out of our Betty Crocker cook book circa 1950s. Yeah the old fashioned way.
With his oleo.
Got home from work today and he had cleaned his bedroom, bathroom, removed the trash, swept the floors....
You get the idea.
I looked at him a with a fist bump said
" what's up ?"
" It's the cookies Dad."
"Bake you some more of thoughs Son
"

 

You're an enabler.

 

Fuck yeah I am, and if this allows my Son to be fruitful and happy I will continue to be an enabler.
@Chris Noyb your an enabler!
All of us are for our loved ones!
Keep your labels to yourself, you self rightious gental piercing, pitt bull, tattooed asshole!

 

@Chris Noyb , come on, tell me again, I've read your posts! Consider you my friend!
Let's banter back and forth!
Your life is SO MUCH MORE F'n than mine!
You got some more to say? !

 

I know you read this @Chris Noyb!
Wanna fight? I know your history!
Come me again!
Or are you just being a mouthy VAGINA?!!

 

@Chris Noyb! Come on! Tell me! You blind leading the Fucking blind! How I am saving my Son from sucking dicks under a bridge for cash, drugs or food is making me an enabler! Go ahead! Mr. Educated! Or go fuck yourself! Come on lets fight our points of view!

 

@Chris Noyb , you don't even have children you fucktard!
You have no right!
Just go Fuck your self!

 

Come on! @Chris Noyb! You started this fight! And I know you are reading this!! Answer or shut the Fuck Up!!!

 

@Chris Noyb , my houtonian friend, given you plenty of time AND assume you have decided to capitulate! All is well, let's move on!

 

WOW, Play nice guys.........

 

@POPEYE

I'll acknowledge two things.

First & foremost: It was not my place to speak out, and for that I apologize.

I've read many of your comments regarding your son, and something in my mind said enough already. Again, it wasn't my place to comment.

Secondly: No, I don't have kids. I will never face the decision of telling a grown child they are completely on their own, until they learn to be responsible adults. That would be a horrible gut-wrenching decision to have to make.

 

@Chris Noyb
I apologize for the personal attack.
For trying to draw you into a fight.
I understand that I should temper myself when I post anything for the world to read. Again I apologize and appreciate your friendship.

 

I totally understand your reaction. You're in a tough situation that no outsider can truly comprehend, an 'If you haven't been there....' dilemma.