Public sex

I wouldn't appreciate an audience and I gather that is not what everyone is generally thinking when they think about sex in public.

I'm all for sex in a public place where there is the slim risk of getting caught or being seen. Or at least I am in my head. I find Remixer's fantasy of a BJ in a Nice Restaurant, to be along the lines of where my fantasies of public sex go. I'm sure the fantasy plays out better in my head than it would in reality. If I take the fantasy too far or decide to linger over specific details, the damn logistics screw me up every time.

But I think it's doable. We've had before dinner cocktails and finished off a bottle or two of good wine with dinner. The wait staff is not quite as attentive to us as they were when we first came in. Other diners are not paying attention to us. I bend down, rifle in my handbag for something and nonchalantly duck under the tablecloth.

My only conundrum would be whether to let him know my plan ahead of time or spring it on him at the last minute.

 

At the very least, I'd expect a quick "Brace yourself".

 

Eagle Beach, Aruba...Afternoon 2005

 

Public sex? Fuck. I'm lucky if I get private.

 

Blow jobs in countless public bathrooms, state parks and on the grounds and in pools at resorts... and at work, full on sex in cemeteries. Cars when I was a teenager and had no where else to go...I think thats the extent. I like to make each trip Dave and I take memorable by blowing him somewhere we "could" get caught.

 

A few weekend ago while backpacking on the A/T we (my beautiful lady friend/camping buddy) made fabulous love in a trail shelter Saturday. We may have been caught but the bells were ringing and fireworks going off so we weren't sure. I think a couple hikers came by and kept going. Then Sunday we did it again in a field near Mt Roger in SW Virginia. Something about the sun on our backs, we were much more rowdy......
What memories are made of......

 

Golf Course, Elevator, Car driving down Rt 29 and Rte 64 and Rte 81. I don't do risk, though, so chances of being caught were minimized.
Also, Pool, Hot Tub, Ocean, and Beach, but the context (Hedo) was such that getting caught was more likely to get you a pat on the back than a slap on the wrist.
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As for the etiquette of having sex in public....
I'd be a bit annoyed with someone getting it on in a public space in my house, during a party, yes. I do not want wet spots on my couch or carpet or easy chair. Not ones I didn't put there with the missus. And chances are at a party there will be folks for whom a public airing of the beast with two backs would be unacceptably shocking. Part of being a good host is to prevent that. Part of being a good guest is to help the host. And it's not like there isn't a bed I would lend you if you wanted.

 

Sex in a car - Check
Sex in a bus (greyhound) - Check
Sex in a bus (high school) - Check
girl's locker room - check
in the woods - check
in a park - check
in a library - check
in a movie theatre - check
in a bar - check
at work - check
my parents house- check
her parents house - check
well, you all get the idea....lol

 

I'd modify this a little. Sex in public when the public isn't interested in viewing your sex isn't much of a turn on for me and the idea of being arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior (which is behavior I love, by the way) is a major turn off. Having said that, sex in front of people who want to see sexual activity between attractive people (and isn't that just about everybody) is a major turn on for me. I'm both the exhibitionist and the voyeur. My idea of heaven: everyone is 25 - 45, attractive as hell, and naked all the time, just having sex whenever the mood strikes and with whomever. I'm trying to live a good life just in case this is actually what heaven is like.

 

I got her up against a tree outside the nightclub at about 2 am. She wasn't wearing panties and we'd been dancing for a few hours. To say it was wet is an understatement. One of the best quickies of my life. More recently, we found ourselves alone in the community pool one night after being in the hot tub and nature took its course for an extended fuck. We know they have security cameras around to ward off vandalism, but nothing came of it. Someone might have it on video somewhere, but it added to the thrill. Not recommended again because the chlorine proved too harsh on her.

 

OK, after this weekend I can now say......

Under a waterfall in the middle of the day - CHECK!

 

I've always been curious about joining the mile high club, but then I remember kids use those bathrooms. Gotta love my conscience. Not to mention those bathrooms aren't exactly sanitary..

 

Good Lord, you can't use that thought process! Lol. You stay in hotels right? Kids sleep in those beds. Ever lived in a house with only one bathroom and been with your significant other in the shower? Kids use that shower/bathroom. And actually, an aircraft's bathroom is very sanitary considering. You should see the process that goes into cleaning that thing between flights! Mile high club is awesome except when you hit the occasional air pocket and go weightless for a second.....then when it picks up you almost double your weight as you slam down...Watch your knees is what I suggest!

 

Haha, good points! I still don't know though.. I mean, the sheets are washed after use, the shower has soap incorporated, but the airplane bathroom... it is definitely not cleaned after you use it. Especially if you are on a long flight.

 

Public sex has become a fantasy of mine recently. I agree with Joniemack in that I am not looking for an audience but rather the idea of having sex where we shouldn't be is a big turn on. It seems to me that it would have to almost be spontaneous. Trying to plan it and successfully executing seems pretty difficult.

The good part is my wife wants to try it too so at some point I will get to post the results here (descriptions, not pictures ).

 

I don't understand what the big deal is with the "Mile High" club, airplanes, whatever. I've done it above 14K feet. That's MORE THAN 2 miles above sea level. I don't, however, recommend going much further up (maybe 18K feet, max), because after about 16K feet, HAPE symptoms start showing quickly when you do anything much more vigorous than walk, unless you're conditioned to extremely high altitudes. Come to think of it, airplanes, though cramped, are probably safer.

 

Public sex is one of those fantasies for me that ultimately would truly mean, outside sex. The idea of being caught is horrifying to me though there are a number of romantic hideaway locations that would make for a very endearing memory. Quite a separate issue.

The whole mile-high club thing has zero appeal to myself as all I could imagine is how filthy and disgusting an airplane toilet becomes on a long flight. Not my idea of romance.

 

I'd be ok with another couple fucking in my house, as long as it wasn't in my (or my kids) bed and they didn't leave a mess.

I've gone down on my wife at a party in the host's bathroom.
Auto sex is over rated, the ground is much more comfortable and easier to manoeuvre on.
I've had lots of outdoor sex and to my knowledge haven't been caught.