Political Humor

The YouTube play button is positioned perfectly to look like Hitler’s mustache.

 

Nows Is sees its.

 

I've only just recently started coming out of my dumbfounded & disgusted semi-coma.

Seriously. I spent nearly four months in a suffocating fog of disbelief.

 

It sounds as though you're blaming MeltedMetalGlob personally. While no doubt he has the talent & skills, I doubt that MMG created the image. Also it's anti-MAGA humor, it's not meant to be an accurate representation of intelligence.

 

No, it's cool- it wasn't one of mine, and I honestly thought plants ought to be rated far higher on this meter.

So, with that said, here's the MeltedMetalGlob version:


Although now I wonder if I should have put "rocks" up higher as well...

 

Florida MAGA would be lower than general MAGA.

Texas MAGA would be lower than Florida MAGA.

Excrement would definitely be above MAGA.

 

I didn't if this was politics or humor but it is too good not to share.
By the amazing Amanda Gailey -

As someone who uses Signal every day, I need to explain how totally committed to being an absolute dumbass multiple people had to be in order for this security leak to happen.
Okay, so in Signal if you want to talk to multiple people you have to create a group and give it a name, for example "JD Vance Humps His Couch."
You then add people from your contacts to the group.
If you are a competent user of Signal, you can then restrict the permissions so that only designated admins can add people.
If you are an absolute dipshit whose only job qualification is pwning the libs on Twitter, you would create a group about war plans and not know about or activate this functionality.
If you are in a group and are allowed to add members, either because you are an admin or because the admin was raised on lead paint milkshakes, you then must do the following to add someone:
Click on "JD Vance Humps His Couch"
Scroll down to "Add Members."
Select one or more people from your phone's contact list.
Click "Update"
Confirm that yes, you want to add that member.
This is impossible to do accidentally.
Then, once you have gone through the multi-step process of adding a member, an announcement appears on the screen for literally everyone in the group to see: "JD Vance Has Added Chairry to the Group."
This sentence is a line in a single-stream text thread and if anyone is reading their messages they cannot miss it. (If they are not reading their messages, one might wonder why they have been included on the chat to begin with.)
At this point, anyone can say in the chat or privately, Hey JD, why are you adding the bedroom-eyed plush chair from Pee-Wee's Playhouse to our chat about your upholstery problem?
Yet nobody in the war bro chat said a thing about the new member added to the group.
One other thing:
Signal is supposedly a secure chat platform, but it is only as secure as whatever else people are doing on their phones.
For example, if you send someone a Signal message asking about how to best protect your sensitive man parts against the sharp springs inside the voluptuous crack of your La-Z-Boy, you will later see ads in your browser for La-Z-Boy lube because your browser is spying on the things you do on your phone, even if the tech bros say they are not.
So even if the war bro chat were not full of hires from an affirmative action program for white fascist sycophants who graduated in the top 99% of their class, and they actually practiced basic common sense and literacy in maintaining their war bro chat, it would still be an insecure way of discussing matters of national security.