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Policing the Internet : Are there any ethics left?

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Edward Palamar, Sep 15, 2011.

  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    "Prostate the Prostrate Apostate" is the main character of my new webcomic series. Thanks, folks.
     
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  2. Yeah, I was like... wait... WTF happened here...
    And it was, ab-so-lute-ly-freaking-hilarious (page 2 - 5 explained it all); I'd skipped over the link posted on page 1... that brought everything together. I was litterally ROFLMAO for 5+ minutes trying to finish reading through this. Been a while since I've found or been interested in a forum like this.

    Kudos to TFP.

    You know way too much about suppositories. TMI.
     
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  3. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    chipperaroo, if you thought THIS thread was highly amusing, you ought to check out Part 2:

    Greetings in the Resurrected Christ! | The TFP
     
  4. MMG, I'm not sure whether to thank you, or have Edward send you an e-mail... my sides hurt so bad right now... Thank You.
     
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  5. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist


    I thought he WAS one of the old testatment prophets.

    Ah, the shattering of my illusions....
     
  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Wait, now....

    He is Old Testament philosophically. He is prophetic. (Not to mention prophylactic, in a pinch.)

    It's just that he's, at worst, an illegitimate Old Testament prophet or, at best, a post–Old Testament prophet.

    Just don't tell him that. Oh, boy, would we ever hear it! :eek:
     
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  7. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

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    Reading, UK
    I don't know why, when I read testament, I see testicles.

    Old Testicles Prophet. Old Testicles, philosophically. I keep the Old Testicles in my nightstand drawer. Never know when the spirit's gonna hit me.
     
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  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Wait, what? Are you talking about my balls?
     
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  9. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

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    Reading, UK
    Only if they're a testament to your age jazz.
     
  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
  11. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

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    Reading, UK
    Who doesn't love a firm yet malleable root word?
     
  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Well, I must admit that I'm a big fan of her tugging gently on my malleables while she strokes my firm root.
     
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  13. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    It's a testesment to your aballities.
     
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  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
    Be careful or you'll get hairy psalms.
     
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  15. Zen

    Zen Very Tilted

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    Yup. And St Paul went blind on the Road to Tossers.
     
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    BUT...!

    I hear Lot's wife does a good turn on salty pillars. Or something....

    So there's that at least.

    AND...!

    Let's not forget that Samson likes to double-fist his pillars.

    But we won't get into that just yet.

    (Unless you want to.)
     
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    ...you can tell who went to a Catholic school as a kid.
     
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
    As a young atheist, I always thought that the Catholic schools were remedial schools for young offenders.
     
  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
     
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  20. Did I go to Catholic School as a kid?