Policing the Internet : Are there any ethics left?

Edward Palamar's posting again?

This is wonderful- I feel like a holy light is shining on me from above, not because of any epiphany, but rather because all my Roadhouse mullet jokes are relevant again.

*trades fedora for mullet wig, plays air guitar*

 

Ya know, cynthetiq, I was thinking: Why don't we get together some day with Baraka_Guru and turn TFP into the Bible?

Genesis -> Halx "resting," The Great Interblog and the endless sea of pornography
Exodus -> The tale of Amonkie's travels through the wastelands of the United States
Leviticus -> The story of TFP rules, and TFP staff killing many, many spammers and trolls
...
Psalms -> Roachboy's Guide to Fine Hip Hop
Proverbs -> The many wonderful exchanges between the_jazz and other TFPers
...
Revelation -> Zombie Apocalypse

...

Yeah, this would have been a lot funnier if I actually knew what the books of the Bible were about.

 

Plan9, your lack of Biblical knowledge makes it funnier, IMHO.

I'd add:

Corinthians -> Borla tells us all about the leather on his fine new ride.
Duderonomy -> Colton tells us to look at his junk but but not if we're guys 'cause that would be gay.

 

Note to self:

Read bible, understand concepts... to better make fun of it.

Pfft... Dooteronomy is where Fugly posts pictures of naked women and then tells me that I'm not going near his property with my pistol.

 

Were it not for the fact that we all have better things to do, I'd vote for ALL of us joining ol' Eddie Palamar's forum and re-booting the anal sex/blow job/dick shaving threads over there.

 

One post in nearly a year's time, and yet I'm still in your thoughts. That's sweet.

 

Are we back to the bible again? Do we really think the shepherds of 3,000 years ago had that strong a grip on the physics of their situation? Or that the fishermen of 2,000 years ago did?

Personally, I can't subscribe to the notion that an evil force desecended upon my soul because a talking snake conviced a woman made from a rib to eat the fruit of a magical tree. As to Joseph not getting any vag, I resurrect (pun intended) from Eddie's last thread, that apparently it is OK to fuck around on your husband with god. I therefore appoint myself a deity. Ladies....?

 

I'm keepin' it obscure, brother. DaveOrion and Woods and UsTwo will be my next tricks.

 

I skipped from Page 1 (original thread starter), started sometime in 2011, to Page 6 (most recent)... and it's turned from (vague) Ethics (refined into Cyberbully weirdness) into TFP Biblical references.

Abridging Pages 2, 3, 4 & 5... something hilarious happened, I'm going back to read....

 

When you step onto someone else's property, you become subject to their rules. End of story. And, in the case of public domain, yes, you become subject to the present ruling mob of whatever arena you step into... THIS IS SPARTA!

 

OMG... apostates... this thing is freaking hilarious.

Thank You TFP.

 

So few appreciate the truly biblical nature of most TFP threads, chip. And epic. Mustn't forget epic.

Welcome aboard.

 

I think of prostates and sometimes prostrate. Sometimes prostates as viewed from the prostrate position.