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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Pro Tip: If you're sending a form to an organization with the hopes of fostering new business, make sure it's free of glaring typos, especially if you're sending it to an organization of professional editors.​
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 13, 2013
    #19821
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  2. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
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    cynthetiq, Feb 13, 2013
    #19822
  3. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I feel pretty good about that one.
     
    mixedmedia, Feb 13, 2013
    #19823
  4. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Personally, I want that pancake thing that was being advertised.

    But I'm a ZomieSQUIRREL. I suck on NUTS!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Feb 13, 2013
    #19824
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  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Still laughing over an awkward moment at book club last night: "I think I can assume we're all atheists here..." Me: "Um, no, we're not." I work for a church...I thought it was kind of obvious, personally.
     
    snowy, Feb 13, 2013
    #19825
  6. kramus

    kramus what I might see Donor

    Location:
    My Lady's Manor, Toronto
    Happy Ash Wednesday everyone.

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    Last edited: Feb 15, 2013
    kramus, Feb 13, 2013
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  7. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    "Don't worry, that type of guy will end up flipping our burgers one day," said the guy rolling up my mediterranean wrap. Not a trace of irony was in evidence.
     
    mixedmedia, Feb 13, 2013
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  8. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    Gosh I can't wait for today to end. I just want to gym up then sleep.
     
    Xerxes, Feb 13, 2013
    #19828
  9. *Nikki*

    *Nikki* Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Stateside
    I can't decide if what I am doing is good or bad for my soul.
     
    *Nikki*, Feb 13, 2013
    #19829
  10. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
     
    Speed_Gibson, Feb 13, 2013
    #19830
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    That's easy: you don't have a soul. Most decisions can be made based on their impact on your health, relationships and finances.
     
    Plan9, Feb 13, 2013
    #19831
  12. *Nikki*

    *Nikki* Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Stateside
    Well in that case fuck it all.
     
    *Nikki*, Feb 13, 2013
    #19832
  13. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    There's a new undergrad in the lab who is so adorably clueless. I just want to hug him.
     
    GeneticShift, Feb 13, 2013
    #19833
  14. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Wait, now I'm confused.

    I like flipping burgers for people. Often I invite people to my house JUST to flip burgers for them, especially when I combine getting them beers with flipping the burgers for them. I thought it made me a cool buddy to have. Now you are telling me the guy rolling wraps for your lunch says it makes me a loser?

    I feel so empty inside now. :p
     
    Borla, Feb 13, 2013
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  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Then why don't you make yourself a burger?

    Problem solved?
     
    the_jazz, Feb 13, 2013
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  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Fast food totem pole? Maybe the healthy fast food people look down on those that are preparing the slop of the obese masses. The idea that there is a minimum wage paper hat pecking order is pretty awesome.

    Your lack of homo innuendo is disappointing.

    Don't make me act like Typical Jazz. I'll do it.
     
    Plan9, Feb 13, 2013
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  17. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
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    Yup.
     
    Fangirl, Feb 13, 2013
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  18. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    GeneticShift, Feb 13, 2013
    #19838
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  19. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I'm not at home and won't be until late tomorrow. Might need to do that this weekend though.
     
    Borla, Feb 13, 2013
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  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I think that I made a worse pun than any of my usual homophobia.

    More to the point: he was talking about grilling, not smoking. If he were smoking something, though, I'm sure it would be pole.

    Happy now?? Huh?! Satisfied that you made the gay-bashing monkey dance?!
     
    the_jazz, Feb 13, 2013
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