Pointless Announcements

I watched Skyrim yesterday. For over an hour. I might add this to the The Things I Will Pick Up After Graduation list. With the violin again.

 

Erect penises are way too stabby for the tea cozy set. I get that. But I think tea cozies are stupid so when someone I am following posts a fabulous new tea cozy design that they found I go to their page and 'unfollow' their stupid fucking tea cozy board. Problem solved and no body gets hurt. What bothers me is the deliberateness of it. A person has to go out of their way to report me when it is very simple to fix the problem on their own.

Plus, I have about 200 boards, I think, and maybe six of them contain nude photos. It jerks my chain to know out of everything I post there, a single Mapplethorpe photo or maybe a nude Lucien Clergue photo is enough to negate everything else because of some nebulous, reactionary judgment about the inspiration-negating effects of any and all depictions of 'buttocks, breasts or genitalia.' I get all uppity about that shit.

 

Hey now, my penis has provided to me plenty of inspiration. Well, it used to anyway.

 

Our winter wonderland has turned into a grey, slushy mess. Thank you, global warning.

 

gross, to borrow a phrase

 

So you don't like any blowing in the area of your penis?

 

Does not inspire me to blow, no.

However.....

 

I don't really understand the obsession/repulsion thing that men have with their penises. But that has already been discussed on other threads.

 

Not to beat a dead horse, but one question mixedmedia, do you think that hetero guys have more of a love-hate relationship with their penises than gay men?

 

Therein lies a great truth. Why do you think we're always trying to give our penises to women? We are secretly repulsed buy them.

Here dear, I'd like to give this to you.

See the next time one is offered to you, accept it cheerfully. You are doing more good than you'll ever know.

 

Well, in obvious ways. It's socially acceptable (relatively speaking) for gay men to be ok about sex acts that involve other people with penises because, well, they're gay. As far as individuals go, I really couldn't say whether gay men love their penises more than straight men. Everybody's got their body issues. Including women.
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I think I am done accepting ya'lls penises. It only fucks everything up for me. And not in a good way.
I told my daughter the other night that I was thinking about taking on the lifestyle of a nun, only without the oppressive clothing and the god stuff. I haven't decided yet if I am joking or not when I say that.

 

I don't have a penis....well, one that is a part of me all day every day. No one has to be a nun here.

What I'm trying to say here is, "How you doin MM?"

 

It's a cope with shots of bourbon kind of day. You know it's bad when that still doesn't take the edge off. Probably a good thing my car is nearly out of gas.

 

Well, that might be all well and good except for the fact that I am not a Buddhist. That might be a problem.
No, I need to do this in my own way. A way that still allows for drinking and filthy language.
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Of course, there is always Trungpa stylee!
I met a woman once who lived at the Shambala Center while he was there.
Brilliant man. Intractable flaws.
but I digress.

 

I think it's neat, plus it's classical.
Might better be prepared, though, kids will probably tease her at school and call her Uh-oh.