Pointless Announcements

You mean I can't role model my way to a better resume by mentoring under-privileged Vegas dancers, Baraka_Guru?

 

Just kicked my own abs at the gym. Ugh.

 

Fremen, if you wake up one day and your username is changed to "Smalls" or something similar, you can thank Baraka_Guru.

 

Nice one!

It's a sad thing now, though, there are actual kids who have no idea who Babe Ruth was, and couldn't care less.

 

I would have to disagree boss, The party don't start till the Oz arrives.

 

This job interview is going to be the DEATH of me

 

No, it's going to be the REBIRTH of you!

 

today in nursing school, we learned how to restrain a man (or a woman, but in this case it was a man) by tying his wrist restraints to the bed using a simple but effective half bow knot.
i think it's about time i switched.

 

Eden's heading out to play Magic, and the pizza is ordered. Time to hit up the new-to-us-xbox for some Jeopardy, bitches.

 

It means "remove your panties," right?

 

I had never heard of Tim Horton as even a chain of food purveyors (somewhere in Canada and the east coast) until lately on this board and probably never been closer than 300 miles to one of them. Didn't know until this post until there was a actual person they were named after; my knowledge of hockey players real or otherwise is Wayne Gretsky and Happy Gilmore.

 

Baraka_Guru, I feel like you influenced my game. Some of the categories? Famous Canadians, Book Learnin', Cats, Music Class, and In the Dictionary.