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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Fuck yes.
     
    Japchae, Feb 7, 2013
    #19581
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  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I THOUGHT I felt a tingling in my bunghole. Now I know why.
     
    the_jazz, Feb 7, 2013
    #19582
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  3. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I am so much happier now that Plan9 is back.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Feb 7, 2013
    #19583
  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Just my boot.
     
    Plan9, Feb 7, 2013
    #19584
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  5. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    You complete me.
     
    the_jazz, Feb 7, 2013
    #19585
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  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    the_jazz, should we put him in quarantine? Who knows what else he may draw here?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 7, 2013
    #19586
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  7. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    It wouldn't help. His pent-up jizz alone could break down any jail we could build to contain him.
     
    the_jazz, Feb 7, 2013
    #19587
  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    What about that high-tech quick-drying cement foam stuff they used against the Hulk?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 7, 2013
    #19588
  9. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    When they use 9er's pent-up jizz as an offense weapon against the Hulk, I don't think that the cement foam stands a chance.
     
    the_jazz, Feb 7, 2013
    #19589
  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    This manuscript I'm working on.... When you read the original draft out loud, it makes you sound drunk. It's really neat.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 7, 2013
    #19590
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Apparently my scores on my NES Elementary Education I and II are better than I thought they were. One of my program coordinators sent me back an email with multiple exclamation marks. That's high praise. I've never even seen the guy look enthusiastic.
     
    snowy, Feb 7, 2013
    #19591
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  12. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Damn. I missed an obvious diarrhea joke.
     
    the_jazz, Feb 7, 2013
    #19592
  13. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    More like, batten down the bitches!

    /amirite?
     
    Fremen, Feb 7, 2013
    #19593
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    1/2 of an assignment done. I've got some more work to do tomorrow to finish the other half that I can't do until tomorrow because it's dependent on another person doing their part.

    So now I need to read a book and write a brief book report. Whee.
     
    snowy, Feb 7, 2013
    #19594
  15. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    the_jazz, in the last handful of posts you have used the word jizz *way* too many times. I think it might be time for Martian to alter your user name again.
     
    Charlatan, Feb 7, 2013
    #19595
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  16. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    All we need now is wOOds

    dont you all miss her?

    i know deep down 9'er does
     
    Lish, Feb 7, 2013
    #19596
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I'd hit it.
     
    Plan9, Feb 7, 2013
    #19597
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  18. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    That would explain the recent shortage of duct tape and bags of lime.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Feb 7, 2013
    #19598
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 7, 2013
    #19599
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  20. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Don't forget the cereal...
     
    Fremen, Feb 7, 2013
    #19600
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