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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Isn't it nice to have one sometimes ralphie250 ?
     
  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Let me guess the body language when he first sees you after an absence extending beyond 120 seconds: "OMG ur ma best friend!!!!"
     
  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    If you REALLY want to know whether your dog loves you more than your S/O does, lock them both in the trunk for an hour. When you finally pop it open, see which one is happy to see you. ;)
     
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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
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    This is a fail-proof test. Only a small data sample is required.

    Of course, it's a bit of an oversimplifaction. The key to remember is that dogs are food-motivated and women are money-motivated, so no matter what happens, you know the proper solution. :p
     
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  5. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    My black toner cartridge arrived today! Yay. I'm so frigging tired of looking at lecture notes in blue or red...or purple...or orange....or puce.
    --- merged: Feb 3, 2013 at 5:24 PM ---
    Oh, I assume this means you want me to berate you. I had no idea you were so kinky. :p
     
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  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
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    I really don't think anyone does. Not even me. :D
     
  7. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I got a broken up 70 minutes of sleep last night... Been trying to hold out until bedtime, so i won't wake up at 2 am. I can't make it any more. Good night.
     
  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
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    Yea it is Craven Morehead. They are few and far between
     
  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    I'm not sure what I understand less: the appeal of football or the appeal of Beyoncé.
     
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  10. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Just looking through my schedule for this week and I almost forgot I had a massage scheduled for first thing tomorrow morning. How could I forget that? Good god.
     
  11. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    Me too. The girl and I lay in bed the whole day and forgot to eat.
     
  12. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I was sleeping. And then, Super Bowl.
     
  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    My husband put on Star Trek: The Next Generation of his own volition!
     
  14. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Was there some sort of sport ball thing going on in the US?
     
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  15. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    I'm excited about the week.
     
  16. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    There was an American football game at the Beyoncé concert. And they think they're "world champions", but in reality only Americans play this game. So really, they're just national champions.
     
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  17. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    "All the rats are abandoning the ship!"
     
  18. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    they pushed my massage appt back until 10. argh.
     
  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I need to edit all the things.
     
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Squirrel....
     
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