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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Not my proudest moment
     
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Though I'm sure it was your most heroic.
     
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  3. I've fucked a lot of assholes, but he is by far, the biggest of them all.

    It was weird. He kept asking me to correct his grammar because he was a dirty, dirty illiterate whore. Then he fucked me doggiestyle while spanking my ass and calling me B.G. I'm not sure, but I think he may have a thing for an English Prof at Bowling Green.

    I got even weirder when he brought in a bull mastiff so it could watch.
     
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  4. yeah perri perri chicken on the right, mongolian lamb in the middle and the one on the left is vegetarian something...cheeses and pesto sauce. im not much of a vegetarian myself, so i demolished the first two almost single handedly. I thought you would appreciate that.

    try Mezza House near Manzil Hotel and The Address Hotel along that main strip in Downtown. It is by FAR the best arabic food in all of UAE. Whenever i craved food just like mum used to make it, i'd go there.
     
  5. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Nice timing, just came back from destroying Kiku's (Meridien Airport) beef and sake stocks together with a Dutch guy.

    Fucking hell, Dutch people can drink. (And he has a taste for the expensive selections... I don't think the NYE dinner at the Atlantis topped this one)

    I wanted to take pictures, but forgot. Instead, I shall post up the NYE dinner pictures and make your Crust assholism burn.

    Burn.



    //Hooray to Remixer drinking outside of home.
     
  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'm confused.

    1) You said you've fucked a lot of assholes. Now with a rough 'n' tumble rugger girl like you, it doesn't surprise me that you'd have a strap on (or a collection for that matter) that you like to use to dominate men and show them their true place in your presence. I get that. (And think it's hawt.)

    2) Does this mean you fucked the_jazz doggiestyle while spanking his ass and having him call you B_G?

    3) Was the "bull mastiff" a certified accountant from Wyoming named Frank? Bear? Nice guy who likes to talk about his kids?

    4) Was this for your benefit or his?
     
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  7. 1) Yes. Totally Hawt. Sometimes I let them be in control because I think it's cute.
    2) Other way around.
    3) No. Actual Bull Mastiff.
    4) To whom are you referring to as "His" It was definitely not for MY benefit...and probably not the dog's.
     
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  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Hundreds of samples later, I totally agree.

    I lost count of how many papers I scored. My brain feels like runny eggs.
     
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  9. But it didn't last long, did it?
     
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  10. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I get to go home in 34 hours.
     
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  11. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Hope you had a very happy birthday, ralphie250!!
     
  12. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    For a second, I thought there might actually be a god... Hulu now has "Young Riders".
    My second major t.v. crush, after Bo Duke, of course. Those boys were so fucking hawt.
     
  13. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City
    Summing up the catching up I just did of Pointless Announcements for the last 10 days:

    Lots of people are sick. Flu SUCKS!

    Lots of talk about insanes and ZombieSquirrel being on Scissor watch.

    Borla likes big drills.
     
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  14. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    You can have the dudes, I'll take the lady that came in to replace Emma (Melissa Leo). Her name was Rachel. Played by Clare Wren.
    Of course, the young lady that played Lou (who pretended to be a boy) was pretty, too.

    /and...I creeped myself out that I remembered that...
     
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  15. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    It has been raining here for the past 14 hours straight.
     
  16. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    Last night I went to a bar for the first time in a VERY long time, I had forgotten how beautiful the women are in this part of the world.
     
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  17. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Rain sucks I hear in Singapore, especially with the humidity. We have a plant over there, somewhere.
    --- merged: Jan 19, 2013 1:09 PM ---
    And what were you drinking when you realized that? :p
     
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  18. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    I hope you are sitting down, I was drinking club soda so I was sober.
    Every person is beautiful in his or her own way. Being superficial I only noticed the appearance or external beauty.
     
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    It was a wonderful one. I spend it with my mom, my wife and my daughter. The 3 most important people in my life. Thanks:D
     
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