Pointless Announcements

Spilled liquid media on myself. Now I smell like bacteria culture. I NEED THE SAFETY SHOWER.

 

WOOHOO! 12:15 came and went without me stabbing anyone!!!

 

Are you putting out the vibe that you *want* to stab someone? That might be why it didn't happen.

 

Tuesday.

 

Bro! That'd be awesome! Major brownie points, if you do that.

In exchange I'll take you out to JBR and we'll go stupid on Burger Fuel burgers or The Butcher Shop & Grill while ogling the many Western escorts that populate the JBR strip at night.

 

I am seriously tired of being cold. It hasn't gotten above 55 in Santa Barbara.
I'm also a little freaked out at the pixellating of my vision and the odd white areas like when I stare at the sun too long.
I think I'm getting a migraine. Awesome.

 

My neck is sore and stiff, but at least my nausea has gone away for the most part.

 

So many people getting sick this winter. Think we need a below zero cold wave to kill the germs. Or is that an old wives tale?

 

I'm in Utah. It was below zero when I left for work this morning. Your theory is not supported by my experience.

 

Let's hope there was no defenestration in the afternoon.

 

why did i read that as germans instead of germs?

bud, Fat Burger is THA BOMB, out on Jumeirah Rd. expensive as hell for a burger, but its a once a year experience.

those western hookers are supposedly russian, but its more like azerbajani, kazakhi, and ukrainian girls more like it... you shoulda been there pre-crash!
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i got all mine taken out 10 years ago..if im anything to go by, then you're looking at a long and constant downhill from here bud. Sorry.

 

Listening to an internal board meeting recording of a US corporation, and it's breaking my brain. The various US accents sound like a complete clusterfuck, and their shouting matches make me think that Jazz's attitude to professionalism and competence (commonplace in Germany), may actually be a rarity over there. Holy motherfuck.

Have you had Burger Fuel? If there's one thing those sheeplovers got right, it's this.

Yeah, I always have a hard time telling them apart. The ones with massive silicon implants should be Western, no?

 

Monday's are fine for me it's Tuesday's that suck,it's like the weekend comes back and slaps the shit out of me.

 

I'm ready for a nap.

 

Woke up this morning with not only colder weather, but with 3 inches of snow on the ground. The pups are NOT going to like this.

 

Holy shit, bacon socks