Pointless Announcements

Not to get the_jazz all hot and bothered....but it's hot to lean over to your man at a restaurant and whisper in his hear, "Let's get the check Big Daddy and get on home."

 

anytime I hear "Big Daddy" I instantly think of Bioshock.

bit of a turn off.

 

I had to look up Bioshock. The videogame? Would there be another turnoff?

Well can I say Sugar Daddy? I really want one of those!

 

Lost out on the job I was applying for. Amazingly the rejection feels good.

 

play the game. you'll understand then

/cues up Def Leppard Pour Some Sugar On Me

 

Seriously, you can't afford your own wife, let alone a girlfriend. Step aside and let a professional handle this.

Hey, ZombieSquirrel, how you doin'? Youse wanna go get some ziti sometimes? My cousin Little Tony's gotta place by the libary dat's got great ziti.

 

I didn't say I wanted to DO anyone from the Jersey Shore....I just like watching that show because it makes me feel better about myself. If you want to get me into bed, your pickup line should include something about rucking, mauling or scrumming....OR a Bengals reference.

Glory's Sun is WAY more appealing right now.

Don't you have some spammers to antagonize?

 

Sorry, no spammers on the board at the moment. You must be the closest thing to one, what with your love of orange guidos and all.

How about "Hey, the Bengals suck. Do you?"

 

I hate you so much jazz. What do you get out of being an ass? Really?

Just ask Glory's Sun about my sucking abilities.....

 

First shift back at the night job since May, and I'm already bored.

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had a Stanley 15 hp 420cc 120-Volt Electric Start Commercial Duty Chipper Shredder?

 

Must. Clean. Disgusting. Bedroom.

 

My four year old came out in the play Chef's hat and told me she was a "cooker"


and the 3 year old just changed for the 7th time today I think it is now

 

I think my dad has a hard-on for making me unhappy. I have a Family Law interview tomorrow morning. I love family law. He says, "you're too naive, they make no money!" (really? Really? Really?) "You should go in to *international* law instead." Like he knows what the hell international law entails--indeed I have my reservations on how much a UN lawyer can really make.

It's like those morons who've never been in the military or dabbled in any law trying to give me advice by telling me the Army is all "evil" and that I should do "international law." Too bad the word international encompasses, oh I don't know, THE WORLD. Trying to find a private sector job dealing with international law and that will be lucrative right out of law school is damn near impossible. The closest I came today was a products liability firm (i.e. japanese engineers from Honda/Toyota as expert witnesses).

Or I hope to maybe one day work in transnational child custody. Now that's *sexy* international law.

/Rant.

 

I just got back to TFP after a bit of a hiatus. Not that anyone should care, just letting the admins know why bandwidth is shrinking and letting the mods know who to block

 

Well, close the door, Kramer. You born in a barn?

 

That's right, how'd you guess it?

 

Very little words to explain how bizarre it feels to be woken up by a purring fuzzball with ice cold ears trying to cuddle up against your neck while sniffing your ear canal and nostrils.
Talk about an assault on your senses. Holy crap.