Pointless Announcements

FTFY, lady.

<nerdrant>
So at work I'm doing a machine install. This particular machine has two HDD's RAID1'd together. While I'm running Windows updates, the RAID array spits one of the disks. I was gonna do some detective work to see which hard drive is dead, but boss said "Just reboot and try re-building the array. Maybe it's a controller glitch."
...right. Okay.
So I reboot. The array starts rebuilding itself when Windows boots. Cool.
I run the second round of Windows updates (there's *always* another round of Windows updates). Machine now requires a reboot. I can't reboot the machine while the RAID controller is rebuilding the array, or else really funky stuff happens. (It's Intel. I don't ask questions.)
Because of a pending machine reboot, there are lots of programs that I can't install because they detect that a reboot is necessary.
Therefore, because I'm sitting on my hands while a RAID array rebuilds itself, I can't clock time that I'm not actively doing something. (Technically I *can* but I hate doing it because it makes me feel like a deadbeat).
The array has been re-building for three hours.
Blargh.
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Annnnnnnnnnnd I'm in the hospital

 

Don't get comfortable, lady.

 

What he said.
We need a B.A. Baraka and Hannibal Niner-driven kidnapper van to come rescue the ZombieSquirrel.

 

I had a cold over Christmas, that was okay. Now I have some sort of stomach thing. Either I ate something bad or I picked up a virus somewhere. It could be worse...

 

I got this flier from redplu.com that is essentially coupons. I saw a coupon for Nivea lotion & Cream and the first thought that came to mind was "Man, Nivea sucks for masturbating, best stick to vaseline lotion".

Vaseline lotion is actually very good and I also use it on my back because when it's winter the skin on my back becomes so dry it feels like it's on fire. I've sampled so far 3 lotion packs and its the one that moisturizes as well as minimize chaffing.

My life is sad.

 

reminded me of a Jeff Foxworthy joke I think it was. Ended something like "if your maintenance man is on permanent disability from that superglue incident in 1986".

 

2 hour MRI! That was a lot of fun!!!

 

I hate you so much Borla

 

NYE festivities have finally ended.

Probably.

My body can't take much more.

 

Read Bull OD Remixer?

 

Sad indeed, I would like to know how do you get it on you back?
Never use lotion for masturbating, always use oil.

 

That's gotta be one sexy hospital. If the San Fernando Valley has taught me anything (and I like to think that it has), you're just about to start the orgy with your sponge bath.

mmmmmmm, naked ZombieSquirrel getting a sponge bath from a hot n sexy nurse.......

[excuse me, I'll be in my bunk]

Seriously, feel better. Kick some MS ass.

 

^ Oh no! And it's Friday even. Hoping for a speeding recovery.

 

Pennzoil or Valvoline?