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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    What I'm saying is that if you complain about her giving you a bit of affection after she did something for you, yet you have no second thoughts about consuming other bodily fluids... then... maybe it's not me that has a problem ;) I highly doubt she's cheeking your deposit and waiting for you to open your mouth.

    Either way,

    Vodka and Red Bull still sucks. :D
     
    Random McRandom, Dec 14, 2012
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  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    the_jazz, Dec 14, 2012
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  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    That's terrible.

    I want to go back to bed.
     
    snowy, Dec 14, 2012
    #17803
  4. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    This just keeps getting worse.

    I think I'll go home early and hug some kids.
     
    the_jazz, Dec 14, 2012
    #17804
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  5. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    I just don't get it.

    people like this need to learn how to off themselves before they start shooting up random people.
     
    Random McRandom, Dec 14, 2012
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  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Soooo hungry. I should eat something.
     
    snowy, Dec 14, 2012
    #17806
  7. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Come on Remixer it's like giving yourself a blowjob by proxy
     
    Craven Morehead, Dec 14, 2012
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  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I'm saddened that I am apparently going into a dangerous profession.
     
    snowy, Dec 14, 2012
    #17808
  9. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    If only you knew her.

    I said it before, Asian chicks are crazy.
     
    Remixer, Dec 14, 2012
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  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Every time I see a gun control thread on a forum that is usually peaceful, respectful, and full of people (on both sides) that I admire and respect I feel like Mommy and Daddy are screaming at each other.*




    (That was meant as a tongue-in-cheek comment, please don't make it my fault for the argument spilling into here too.)
     
    Borla, Dec 14, 2012
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'm looking forward to and not looking forward to visiting home this weekend.

    I'm looking forward to visiting with family, but I'm not particularly looking forward to attending my newest niece's dedication.

    I was never comfortable with other people's Jesus stuff. I think it's a self-conscious thing. I think it's because I know what they think of me having not accepted Christ—that I'm on a road to hell and that I need saving.

    Why can't my practicing family members be Jewish or something?

    At least there will be a Christmas pageant to distract everyone. And cake and coffee in the afternoon!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Dec 14, 2012
    #17811
  12. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    OH WOW!!! Just finished seeing the Hobbit...awesome movie..beautifully crafted and wonderfully told..a must see.
     
    Ozmanitis, Dec 14, 2012
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  13. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Borla, Dec 14, 2012
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    What will we do for dinner tonight? I want hubby to finish fixing the bathtub faucet so we can go eat.
     
    snowy, Dec 14, 2012
    #17814
  15. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I bet if you agreed to get in the shower and wash him up once he was done he would finish faster. ;)
     
    Borla, Dec 14, 2012
    #17815
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  16. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    My patents are coming for their annual pre-Christmas visit this weekend, and I'm supposed to be cleaning the house tonight—well, I have been but am taking a break. So bored, so unmotivated. I've put it off all week and now it's crunch time.

    I fucking hate cleaning. I should have a drink.
     
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2012
    DamnitAll, Dec 14, 2012
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  17. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    I'd advise against it. I had a drink or two when I did a major house cleaning. Got so drunk that to this day I still can't find stuff i put away..but it did make cleaning my enjoyable.
     
    Ozmanitis, Dec 14, 2012
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  18. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Settie my thoughts are with you. The next little while may come to suck, suck a lot. The good news is that it will end.
     
    Charlatan, Dec 15, 2012
    #17818
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  19. kurdtisj

    kurdtisj Vertical

    Location:
    Illinois
    Sitting at work, watching a mill machine aluminum castings, headphones in, on TFP, finishing up a 60+ hour week...life is good.
     
    kurdtisj, Dec 15, 2012
    #17819
  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I would...
     
    ralphie250, Dec 15, 2012
    #17820
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