Pointless Announcements

I was thinking of the moon as a giant rock. But 'slept like a rock' seemed insufficient. Therefore, I slept like the moon. Huge and solid and suspended in the cosmos.
It was nice.

 

We could never be together.

There's never a good reason to be awake when the sun peeks up unless it involves firearms, fishing rods or lots of rope. In fact, nobody even says "good morning" to me anymore. They kind of get the message when you look at them with a murderous look from the lack of caffeine and respond "yeah, what's so fuckin' good about it?" :shrug:

/coffeehowIlovethee.



skipping the obvious "you're annoying any time of the day" reply. ha.

 

It's Tuesday!

 

...but just imagine the wacky sitcom potential! You and me and Baraka_Guru? We're talking $$$.

You're crazy, he's crazy literate and I fold my friggin' socks for fun. Dude, it's pure comedic gold.

Also known as the "Washington D.C. Monday" in my area. Traffic = straight shit on Tuesday.

 

Never make eye contact while eating a banana
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Camle Toe

 

Jesus Christ, cis689... you need your own Shoutbox.

 

So, it's like a combination of the Odd Couple and Three's Company.

You'd be Chrissy, Baraka_Guru would be Janet and I guess I'd be Jack.

but where does the Dragnet plot come into play?

fuck Kojak

 

That was random. I just laughed iced tea into my sinuses. Well done.

Edit: Seriously, now I want a "Fuck Kojak!" t-shirt with your face on it.

 

why is some wacked out church in Lake Nona following me on Twitter now?

 

You know...

we could probably get away with a Magnum P.I. type sitcom as well...

Baraka_Guru could totally pull off Higgins.

 

Sweet! I'll be Tackleberry from Police Academy.

 

No way. You're Magnum. Well, at least in the character sense.

I'm the token black guy who flies around in a rainbow helicopter.

 

What can I say? I look good in short-shorts, especially with this sweet mustache.

 

this place is in top form this morning

well done, all

 

We gotta work on your chest patch though...

 

ok. i am creeped out.
i'm sorry, but if this the sort of shit you go spouting off about on twitter all day, i think of you as a restraining order waiting to happen.

Redeemer Lake Nona (LakeNonaChurch) on Twitter

 

Enough. First you send all those nasty PMs about my post in TEx. "Nice fuzz, Junior. Let us know when the other ball drops."

So hurtful.

I'm not ashamed anymore! Hell, Craven Morehead told me it's perfectly normal and that some women even like it this way!

 

New Facebook Guidelines: HOAX - You can quit pasting your copyrights now

 

mixedmedia - ya. I concur. Based on their "followers" though, I'd say that most of them don't attend that church and it's mostly just an attempt to trend since they're too stupid to understand hashtags apparently.

Plan9

 

Come on Plan9, go all Epilady on it



And why stop at your chest? Make that smooth spot even smoother.