Pointless Announcements

I broke my USB mouse...and I really don't want to go anywhere today to buy a new one. ARG.


(yeah, yeah. First world problems. I know.)

 

My roommate's bed is squeaky.

 

Turns out going to Afghanistan in mid/late-November ends up with a bunch of Afghans and Americans signing up on your NYE plans.

Thus, I raided the Duty Free today.

My catch:

- Johnnie Walker Double Black Whiskey
- Grey Goose Vodka
- Skyy Vodka
- Stolichnaya Vodka
- Belvedere Vodka
- Dimple Deluxe Scotch Whiskey
- Lindt Lindor
- Toffifee
- 10-pack Partagas No. 10 Cubans

SO is bringing Absolut, Nazi friend is bringing Southern Comfort, and one of the Americans is bringing a 24-pack of Heineken.

And just to piss both Glory's Sun and Baraka_Guru off, I will be drinking all of the liquors with Red Bull.

Mu-ha!

 

i continue my entirely inefficient campaign against the taylorization of leisure. sometimes i take a break to look at the draft of a new essay. some of those sentences are ok, i say to myself. then i put it down and resume the campaign.

 

Say, I have a brand new one (in box) that I can send to you.

I only use Logitech trackball devices so a high end laser gaming mouse like the one that came with my new and oh-so-fancy-ass laptop is totally not something I need to have cluttering up my junk drawer.

I gotta hit the post office anyway, hit me up with your address, woman.

 

Seriously? Rad. Look for a PM, yo.

 

Yes, we tried it out yesterday. It seems to work...the weird thing is that *I* can hear it.

 

I just wandered around on a sort-of date with someone from the internets. I also have a dinner date tonight with someone I met at speed dating. After that, I might go watch some burlesque.. and apparently one of my friends wants to hook me up with one of her bf's friends. I'm feeling a little overwhelmed right about now, but whatever. Tomorrow, I rest!

 

Info received. Package probably won't make it to the post office until Monday, but do enjoy.

I always get a warm 'n fuzzy when I can give away something to someone who'll actually use it.

 

Fuck.

 

I SURE WISH I WAS.

...but she's hundreds of miles away.​

 

I just read a post over in reddit.com/r/sex and I am too horny for my own good right now. I should *probably* stay in tonight if the alternative is being around sexy men who aren't this one guy in Seattle who I can't wait to get freaky with.

 

How *you* ^ doin'?

I just ran out of cereal and I don't feel like going out and buying more. What shall I do?

*looks at Plan9 expectantly*

 

Stop humping my leg. It's really awkward. Only Lish has leg-humping privileges and you ain't him.

I've got six boxes of Kashi Cinnamon Crumble Deluxe Fiber Protein horse pellets. And I don't share.

 

my daughter is asleep...



...in the bathtub.