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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Chocolate PB Cheesecake with Buckeyes! Man I'm all Martha Stewart and shit!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Nov 22, 2012
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  2. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
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    Did you see your Thanksgiving dick this year?
     
    Fremen, Nov 22, 2012
    #16562
  3. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    so so so so so so very wrong, I'll never be able to look at a turkey the same way again. LOL
     
    Ozmanitis, Nov 22, 2012
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  4. roachboy

    roachboy Very Tilted

    baker 1: um...the turkey you made looks like a penis.
    baker 2: very well. the turkey looks like a penis.

    they look at the cake in silence.

    baker 1: well, what should we do now?
    baker 2: i know....let's give it a bleeding wound below one eye.
     
    roachboy, Nov 22, 2012
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  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It's actually a cock.

    * * * * *

    In other news, tonight my kickboxing instructor tempted me to hapkido side. She's a hapkido student at the school. Her SO is the master/owner. They're both pretty awesome. I must say it was pretty tempting.

    And then my SO was all like, "Well, it's probably more your speed." It didn't help.

    I'll have a decision to make within the next while.

    Decisions, decisions....

    (There's weapons training!!!)
     
    Last edited: Nov 22, 2012
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 22, 2012
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  6. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Not a dick, that's a tom.
     
    Craven Morehead, Nov 22, 2012
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  7. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    looks more like a Harry. LOL
     
    Ozmanitis, Nov 22, 2012
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  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
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    Baraka_Guru, Nov 22, 2012
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    OMG, there's a movie I wish I owned, Baraka_Guru.

    Thanksgiving was fun! My aunt's new house at the beach is awesome.
     
    snowy, Nov 22, 2012
    #16569
  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It's one of my favourite comedies ever.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 22, 2012
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  11. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Baraka_Guru... go for the weapons training. Nothing as sweet as swinging a bokken or a shinai at someone's head.

    Mix in a good does of jiujitsu and you have magic. It's a lot closer to what's practiced in mixed martial arts.
     
    Charlatan, Nov 23, 2012
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  12. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City
    I had to work 2-11pm today.. which sucked. Really really sucked.

    My husband surprised me and drove the 45 miles from our house to my job to surprise me with turkey and Southern Style thanksgiving - potato salad, ribs, sweet patatas, green beans with bacon, and ham. If only I wasn't spending the night for the second time this week at a hotel by myself. The Chaise chair in this room screams HAVE SEX ON ME!
     
    amonkie, Nov 23, 2012
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  13. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    That sounds delicious.
    It's probably a good thing you didn't heed the call, then. I imagine other couples have been screamed at, as well. *black light ftw*
     
    Fremen, Nov 23, 2012
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  14. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    It's a little after 5am right now, and I'm up getting ready to head to the shop. Thus begins Black Friday
     
    Ozmanitis, Nov 23, 2012
    #16574
  15. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    My daughter's boyfriend's brother is a fireman and he told us all the story of the night they made a penis-shaped meatloaf only to have the chaplain unexpectedly stop by for dinner that night. They said he didn't mention the penis-shaped meatloaf but also that he wouldn't look at it until they had sliced it up. That dude has some hilarious stories.
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 23, 2012
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  16. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Watching the Today Show and just learned this revalation, happiness has a smell!

    I agree.

    :bakedbeans:
     
    Craven Morehead, Nov 23, 2012
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I just spent what had to be five full minutes untangling a pair of soaking-wet hand wraps. It was like that strand of Xmas lights you just pulled out of a dusty box in the attic. I really wanted to take a pair of scissors to them.

    Also, I don't know why low-calorie salad dressing always tastes so gross. People are better off using half the amount of the regular stuff than the regular amount of tastes-like-shit.

    Also, Kraft, it's "fewer calories," not "less calories."
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 23, 2012
    #16577
  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Totally agree.

    And the example you mention is why my husband is very exacting about putting the Christmas lights away. He wraps them around a piece of cardboard with cuts made along the long sides. The cuts hold the light strands in place. It works very well. Doing it this way has allowed us to upgrade to GE LED lights that use less electricity, since we know the Christmas lights won't be a tangled mess.
     
    snowy, Nov 23, 2012
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'm going to interlace my viewings of videos documenting Black Friday retail frenzies with videos documenting refugee movements in war-torn Congo.

    It helps me keep perspective.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 23, 2012
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  20. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    It's that too violent ? You might have to edit out the wortst parts of Black Friday retail frenzies.
     
    Zweiblumen, Nov 23, 2012
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