Pointless Announcements

I hope that means what I think it means.

 

if only Adam&Eve had snagged that slogan before Folgers

 

I've got a dirty mind. I've got filthy ways. I'm pro abortion and I'm cool with the gays.

I'm a legend. I'm irreverent. Straight smooth spottin'. Like count is so far uh-uh-up, I don't give a fuh-uh-uck.

Welcome to the TFP. Step into the controversy. You are now invited to talk deeply discuss sodomy.

Oh-CM talkin' like an alien. Sayin' I'm a dickhead that won't shut up.

Maybe it's because ya boy Niner get props a lot.

 

ohemmgee.

My year was just made.

you're still white 9'er.. but you're pretty fly for a white guy.

 

Eh, 15 minute limit fucked up my flow. I can't go back and fix the error.

Oh well.

 

FTFY

 

DON'T!

You're the only print-knowledgeable guy on TFP next to me!

I can't possibly see you go down that road of eternal virginity...

Do you want woman? OK, I give you woman. Many woman.

 

I'm pretty sure this was supposed to go into the TFP Dork-Off thread.

 

Baraka's practically married. In Western Civilization, that means he's not getting any.

 

If what Plan said is true, I feel for you Baraka. Consider adultery. I have many woman.

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On a sidenote, since I'm already in the right thread:

Went to uni today for class, ran into a bunch of the ISAF guys I talk with and got dragged into this political seminar about Peace Progress in Afghanistan.

The only interesting bit: The Americans standing in a group, complaining about the "crap 92FS" they have to carry around.

Remixer's off to sleep.

 

Lordeden 's mom stopped by to say hello, and totally caught me by surprise. I'm wearing Care Bear pajama pants, a tanktop and no bra. *facepalm*

 

Do like I do, don't answer the door. Maybe that's why she stopped by when she knew I wouldn't be home.

Also, this will stop when we move as far away as we can from my family.

 

I didn't mind her stopping by. I just felt awkward and vaguely trashy.

uncle phil , I have to wear a bra with everything. Except when I'm being lazy and lounging around the house.

 

hmm.. maybe I need to drop by when Lordeden isn't home..

 

Take pictures.

 

What, you want to check out my Care Bears pants?

 

Yes, I think we do. Why don't you lean over and show us how you've kept the knees from getting holes. No, no, face us.

mmmmm, yeah......

/creepyguy

 

GIGGITY!!