Pointless Announcements

You know how I know Borla's a dork? He's mailing someone a birdhouse.

 

It's not REALLY a birdhouse. It's just DISGUISED as a birdhouse.

And thanks, Borla , you're awesome!

 

So it's a Mk22 Offensive Birdhouse? Mmm... I guess I can get behind that. I'm all for low-intensity conflict.

 

As long as it's accompanied by an infused cigar....

 

I got nuttin to say

 

I feel so blah today.

Also, it's my friggin barfday.

It's also raining.

I also never went to the gym.

Blah.

 

Step away from facebook arguments. There is no end. Don't get sucked in. Keep calm and unfriend.

 

I went to the new gym this morning. Apparently, I've been doing everything wrong. I can't really walk correctly now, after the the session with the trainer. I think she killed my quads with power squats and my triceps keep buzzing. I'm game, though. 3x a week, I'm going to kick my own ass in weight training.

Secondly, my ring will be arriving in Hotlanta... two days after we leave to see my family. So I'll have to wait until the Tuesday after Thanksgiving. But, my ring is almost here, squuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

And finally, I'm really excited because my copy of Deborah Madison's Vegetarian Cooking for Everyone just got here. And cause I got to talk to one of my little munchkins (the one that used to bite the hell out of me) on the phone today and he demanded that I come see him. In 4-year-old autism-spectrum-speak. And he asked if I promised when I said I'd come see him! So much progress, verbally, despite the massive escalation in his problem behaviors in the past few weeks, since I haven't been able to see him.

 

A-yup. That thing's pure evil, it is.

 

Weak. Mediocre. Bush league. You need a gun that properly portrays you as a manly man.

 

I have a PILE of parallel port cables, some as long as 25'. I'm SO glad those days are over.

 

I want that damn sammich Fremen

 

Went to the county health dept. today and got the flu shot and a varicella titer.
Flu shot, apparently, has kicked my ass and I feel like shit.
While a nurse was drawing blood for the titer, she told me, 'don't be surprised if the results come back low and you have to get the shots.'
Fabulous.
I don't mind the injections, but there are two of them and they cost $120 each. Yikes, almighty.
I still need to go back and get a physical and the TB skin test again.
Then there is my BLS recertification, uniforms, books, stethoscope, blood pressure cuff....and other stuff i am forgetting.
Drug testing, fingerprinting, background check, immunization tracking I have already paid for.
Man, if you were to cut me open right now I would bleed dimes and quarters.
Letting us know that there would be a six week period in which we would need to spend $500-1000 (some folks haven't even started on their vaccines) on preparations for class would have been some helpful information to share in the nursing information sessions. I think so.

 

Thats looks ideal for home defense, especially with armoured piercing rounds and in the apartment setting. Never can tell when an intruder is going to be wearing body armour.