Pointless Announcements

I'm probably going to go as a disappointed fan.

 

You know, sometimes I dislike being in charge.

Had a guy come into my office and ask why he hasn't been promoted despite being one of the 4 dudes out of several dozen that stood up the project.

"You're a good worker... you're a self-starter... but nobody likes you."

He took it pretty well.

 

My plan to buy a half-dozen alligators (strictly for business and not sexual purposes) has run into an unforseen snag.

 

we can go like that together.

it's bad when the lions have a better record than our respective teams.

 

Well that started out really promising and then just fizzled. Damn.

 

netflix has informed me that "Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater" hit the airwaves in 1987. Even more alarming it is playing on my TV for my four year old. Episode 1 takes on the "Wizard of OZ" where Hello Dorothy visits the world of Paws.

 

"Honey... the cat is eating a whole roll of toilet paper... stop him."
"Why don't you stop him."
"I'm in the shower."
"Well, I'm playing WoW so you stop him... "

Welcome to my life.

 

Didn't the Seachickens make the championship game/superbowl thing back in '09 or thereabouts? Or they that bad a team now, or was that some kind of fluke back then?

 

Just tell her she has to grind Rep points with the Worldkingion Clan by finishing the quest "Giving head". There is a epic mount after she gets to exalted.

 

The cat just ate my homework.
Literally.
Once my camera battery recharges... I'll post proof.
Little bastard.

 

Okay, here it is... my biggest Student Gov dilemma in awhile:

Can I support a provost candidate for my school that spelled "preliminary" as "preliminay" on his slide show during his interview?

NO.

 

Sometimes I get the best emails....

 

I could use a great email. All of mine lately say "You're GREAT! But ....." Grrr.

 

Getting a penis enlarger?

 

I actually like how the grey/white hair in my hair looks, but the small tinges of what is likely arthritis in my fingers is really annoying me. Hopefully it is just a bit of that Carpal tunnel thing but I am dubious as all of that went away years when I switched to the MS natural keyboard.

 

Maker's Mark really is delicious on the rocks.

 

Makers Mark 46 just makes it that much better.