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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Vandalheart

    Vandalheart New Member

    Damn Rain! I guess washing my car is off the agenda for today *booooo*
     
    Vandalheart, Sep 23, 2011
    #1501
  2. Fly

    Fly music is the answer

    Location:
    Beautiful British Columbia
    couple more wheel barrows full of gravel,then i'm gonna flip that thing,and sit my sorry ass down in it and enjoy a wobbly pop.

    anybody wanna buy a couple acres????

    take a day off?..........yeah right,my ass.
    --- merged: Sep 23, 2011 10:24 PM ---
    wow jazz..........that was fucked up man.........you are one sick individual.

    Fuck Yeah!!!
     
    Fly, Sep 23, 2011
    #1502
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  3. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    Did i tell you i became Muhammed last night? I hope ya'll dont draw any cartoons of me or i will pull that chord.
     
    Lish, Sep 23, 2011
    #1503
  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Can I draw a picture of you whaling on a kick-ass guitar?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 23, 2011
    #1504
  5. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    a kick ass guitar is ok as long as you draw some tattoos on me
     
    Lish, Sep 23, 2011
    #1505
  6. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Oh goodness this day is crazy. My face hurts from all the fake smiling and my lips are chapped from the ass kissing.....and there are MORE asses with bigger wallets to kiss tonight! I'm happy there will be wine at tonight's event.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Sep 23, 2011
    #1506
  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Okay, so what do we have? A cartoon of you as Muhammed with Muhammed tattoos, whaling on a kick-ass guitar?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 23, 2011
    #1507
  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Mmm, Mexican food. It was so good.
     
    snowy, Sep 24, 2011
    #1508
  9. telekinetic

    telekinetic Vertical

    fuck! My 6 month old just stabbed me in the fucking eye with her fingernail...i literally have a crescent shaped cut in my cornea :(

    medication for this ailment: a whole fifth of jameson. I am surprised I'm coherent enough to post this.
     
    telekinetic, Sep 24, 2011
    #1509
  10. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    damn it's early out for a saturday - and no golf planned for today...
     
    uncle phil, Sep 24, 2011
    #1510
  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    wishing i was still asleep
     
    ralphie250, Sep 24, 2011
    #1511
  12. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    Yep. make sure im shirtless please.
     
    Lish, Sep 24, 2011
    #1512
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  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I think that the a number of female loins just quivered.
     
    the_jazz, Sep 24, 2011
    #1513
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  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Hairless, with oil. Don't worry. I got it.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 24, 2011
    #1514
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  15. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Owww. I can only imagine. I once got poked in the eye by a 2-year-old. It looked awful.
     
    snowy, Sep 24, 2011
    #1515
  16. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Now snowy, it's not nice to call a child an "it".
     
    Fremen, Sep 24, 2011
    #1516
  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Making Green Zebra tomato jam.
     
    snowy, Sep 24, 2011
    #1517
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I often wonder what some people would post as Facebook statuses if they didn't have children.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 24, 2011
    #1518
  19. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    ^ mah kitteh is seeeeeew cauuuute!
     
    Japchae, Sep 24, 2011
    #1519
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  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Cats and cooking, personally.
     
    snowy, Sep 24, 2011
    #1520
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