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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    It really sucks having only 3G internet connection. I might have to take up breeding carrion pidgions.
     
    Zweiblumen, Oct 3, 2012
    #14621
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  2. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    No, fucktard, your two year old can't "capice". Idiot
     
    Japchae, Oct 3, 2012
    #14622
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  3. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Sometimes, if you want something done right away, you just have to take care of it yourself.;) At least then you know that it will be done right.
    the_jazz just said that it was raging hard. Is it BIG too? Do we need to move this to the "Does size really matter" thread?
    ZombieSquirrel, do you know more than you've been letting on?

    Lindy
     
    Lindy, Oct 3, 2012
    #14623
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  4. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    the_jazz and I have sex ALL the time. It's dirty. It's angry. It's glorious. I hate myself...but it is magnificent! His penis is amazing for a white guy's schlong. He has ruined me for every other man so I take it out on him on the boards. He loves my strap-on and I love it when he ties me to the bed...

    Ok, I really do need to throw-up now.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Oct 3, 2012
    #14624
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  5. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Lindy, I'm not sure if it's big or not, but I know that no one has ever told me it's small. I honestly don't spend much time thinking about it in comparison to others.

    And congratulations on getting ZombieSquirrel to actually hurl, Wayne's World style.
     
    the_jazz, Oct 3, 2012
    #14625
  6. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I'm still kind of sick so I'm not going to give you all the credit on that one.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Oct 3, 2012
    #14626
  7. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    WHAT THE FUCK?!

    I thought the_jazz was black.

     
    Random McRandom, Oct 3, 2012
    #14627
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  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Apparently I am, at least in my pants.
     
    the_jazz, Oct 3, 2012
    #14628
  9. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    wearing a black butt plug to work doesn't count...

    aaaand with that, I'm off to puke before I hit da road.
     
    Random McRandom, Oct 3, 2012
    #14629
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  10. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I might actually watch the debate tonight. If only to engage in the drinking game. The last drinking game I played was shots every time Rambo performed a "feat of strength". I was smashed in the first 15 minutes of First Blood.
     
    Japchae, Oct 3, 2012
    #14630
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  11. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    No work for the past two days. I really need something to supplement my income when both of my jobs don't have work. Sigh... I really think it's back to cubical world for me.
     
    Lordeden, Oct 3, 2012
    #14631
  12. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    *SHIVERS at that thought* There's a world that truly needs a Doomsday.
     
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    Ozmanitis, Oct 3, 2012
    #14632
  13. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Out ran the rain on this morning's run. Now there is a major storm sitting over my house.
     
    Charlatan, Oct 3, 2012
    #14633
  14. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Boolicious has been invited to participate in the Duke University Talent Identification Program's 33rd annual 7th grade talent search.
    Go boo!

    In other news, I am sick. Officially. And I have to work Thurs and Fri 'cause I can't afford to take a day off.
    Yes, I am one of the 47%.

    BUT, Saturday is Oktoberfest. An event I look forward to all year.
    So, yeah, fuck you cold. You obviously have no idea who you're dealing with here.
     
    mixedmedia, Oct 3, 2012
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  15. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    If you're in NC, I don't know about anywhere else, Jimmy Johns has sandwiches for a dollar from I think 11am to 3pm One per person. Get Em' while hot.
     
    Xerxes, Oct 3, 2012
    #14635
  16. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    [​IMG]

    I can juuust about make two sandwiches out of that...
     
    Fremen, Oct 3, 2012
    #14636
  17. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    That is nearly sexual
     
    Craven Morehead, Oct 3, 2012
    #14637
  18. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I'm going to regret asking this...

    What is the big deal with bacon?
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Oct 4, 2012
    #14638
  19. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    As near as I can tell, bacon is 'hot' right now--hot as in trendy. Why now? I have no idea.
     
    Fangirl, Oct 4, 2012
    #14639
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  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    The power went out for most of the day today. I got home around 11:30 and then we laid around for a couple of hours. It was relaxing.
     
    snowy, Oct 4, 2012
    #14640
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