Pointless Announcements

Try this, type a celebrity's name followed by "bacon number" and teh Googe will tell you degrees of separation from the supreme Bacon.

For Dick Clark:

Dick Clark's Bacon number is 2
Dick Clark and Burt Reynolds appeared in Paul Williams Still Alive.
Burt Reynolds and Kevin Bacon appeared in Starting Over.

For me IRL it would be four had it knew my son was an extra in a movie with Dennis Quaid.
Since I am four you are least a five.

 

I did a few contemporary actors and it worked fine, then I typed in Lon Chaney, Sr and it said he and Kenneth Branagh were in a silent movie together in the 20's.
Google

 

Pfft.

Try Charlie Sheen.

First degree.

 

Water, pure, simple, essential.

 

Off to the races in the pouring rain with what feels suspiciously like the start of head cold. I hope the Prince of Dubai appreciates my attempts at British hardiness.

 

I might of had a little too much to drink last night.

 

Pouring rain, my eye! It's a lovely, "soft" day"

 

Nice game! Can you believe it was on Mexican TV!?!

BTW- Probably good you made sure to add the "s" on the end of Beavers... a lot of folks around the country might have taken that the wrong way.
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Go your your local medical supply store and buy an O2 bottle. 5-10 min. on O2 will do wonders for a hangover. More booze always works too.

 

It was a good day at the gun club yesterday, raised a lot of funds with meat.

Wonder how many ways you can rewrite that sentence.

 

Me: (rather loudly) "We've been having sex!"
My woman: (egging me on) "I dare you."
Me: (shouting) "WE'VE BEEN HAVING SEX!"
My roommate downstairs: "I know, I've been doing dishes all day!"

Back story: My bedroom is right above the kitchen. We have a vent that goes straight from the inside of the kitchen to the corner of my room that we haven't been able to block. Everyone in the kitchen hears everything I do in my room. Especially when what I'm doing is my woman.
The above is an interesting variation of the "penis" game from 500 Days Of Summer. (which we wound up playing immediately after. My roommate in the kitchen won XD)

EDIT TO AVOID DOUBLE POSTING:

For snowy and anyone else that wants the blog post about how my woman and I got together, it'll be up as soon as I get up to 50 posts... so, as soon as I post something else. I've apparently been gone for so long that I didn't even realize this feature had been implemented

 

I have been avoiding the game forum. I have a hard time just clicking on it. After some thought phil might want me to keep posting there. What should i do???????

 

Post 'em if you got 'em, ralphie250. phil will want you to.

 

Felt akward but i did.

 

I never post up photos of naked women but found one I thought Uncle Phil would like and posted it up a few days ago. I felt it was the least I could do.

All day rain at the races, felt like late November instead of late September and the head cold is definite, but we came out 50 pounds richer.

 

If you two want to attend a superluxurious horse race in late Winter AND pretend it's summer, come to the Dubai World Cup. I'll throw in a dinner and drinks at one of the many nice hotels here.

 

We've been talking about taking a holiday there at some point. Sounds like a good reason to make it official. When in the winter do they hold it?

 

I just had a thought.

What the hell happened to Plan9 ?

The guy would post several times almost every day, but there seems to have been silence for some time. Don't tell me I need to get worried about our resident G.I. Joe.

Maybe our fellow TFPers ( KirStang , Baraka_Guru , cynthetiq , the_jazz ) know what's happening?

They have a Super Saturday event for the 2013 season that happens on March 9th. More info on the horse racing season here: http://www.dubaiworldcup.com

You should love it, too. Given the humongous amount of UK and US expats (mostly UK) in this country. If you're wondering about the right hotel, there's a whole bunch of good ones out there: Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Sheraton Jumeirah Beach Resort, Grosvenor House, the Armani Hotel in the Burj Khalifa (world's tallest building), or the Novotel at Dubai's World Trade Center (been there many times in the past 5 years and recommend it very much).

Let me know, if you guys are coming and I'll make sure to keep my schedule free for a night.

 

Had a sex filled weekend, now I'm knackered but my brain is still sexed up and I can't sleep. And I got a cold coming on. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Horny sniffles.

 

still mired in the last book bit.

i think it's like this: i've been carrying a stone around for a very long time. now it's about to go away. so at the last minute, something in my brain decides that i am not at all sure that i know how to walk around unless there's a stone to be carried. without it, i'll just tip over.

i wrote that down so i could look at it and think it's stupid.

it is stupid.

well. there we are.