Pointless Announcements

I need someone to kick my (small and not so smart) butt and make me start arranging things around the house, been slacking for too long...

 

damn, it's not raining out...

 

The kitten alarm is still going off between 5 and 5:30 am.
At least there's no biting... but my hair is a rat's nest from being groomed with enthusiasm by a Very Small Beastie,

 

Some people call other people over the phone, they could save money by not dial too.

 

my handwriting is steadily declining due to being on a computer typing everything out.

 

Sing-Off! Yay!

 

My handwriting didn't just decline. It's practically non-existent. My hand hurts if I write more than a few lines. I am much better off typing everything.

 

I start work in 90 minutes and still only have one potential client to see in the early evening. Guess i can get some stuff done around the house on the clock.

 

I went to get some lotion out of a pump squirt bottle....white lotion went everywhere. I said "ewww," because I admit, it reminded me of something. Of course the Dean...my boss....walked by as this happened and I got a weird look.

 

Just received a call from Williams & Zophin...sounded like a legitimate job opportunity, until I researched them and found out they sold INSURANCE. They were actually American Income Life, and further research revealed they were similar to Cutco and other sales jobs. The job description they had described to me involved explaining terms and contract review, not insurance sales. No thanks. God damn scammers. Good thing my bullshit detector's always on. And I'm always wary of cold calls offering employment.

 

I couldn't figure out why the Total Wine staff was so solicitous tonight while I was running around looking for Oktoberfish and Antigoon... Until I looked down and realized I was still wearing my Hospice badge.

 

Stallions are snorting & stamping their hooves.

 

I hit my pizza dough with a rolling pin. It didn't help it rise, but it made me feel better.

 

Saw a rich tacti-fatty at the gun store today. Nice. TACTIFATTIES. I love how they talk like they're suited for armed insurrection and minutemen defense, giant gut and all.

 

We can't stop here.

 

I started to hear "Don't stop believing" from Journey in my head when I reread this just now. Fixed that with a quick youtube hit.