Pointless Announcements

Yet another enticing email in the inbox -
Text:
"Hello Partnership with me in a $12.1M Deal for investment at no cost to you."
sent from a gmail account and reply address given is an AOL account. Sign me up!!

On another note, I have heard of this pinterest thing vaguely but never understood it or even tried to. That link that mixedmedia posted is definitely exceptional and I suspect far better than many out there.

 

Well, Helllooooooooo, trammadol.
How you doin'?

That was the easiest batch of chili I've made in a long time... didn't even notice the passage of time.
X-rays will be back in a few days. At least this stuff takes the edge off.

 

We've had clients at work (as in, more than one) whom we're pretty sure have been taking the Tramadol that we prescribe for their pets.
Must be good stuff.

 

Just back from the doctor, sinusitis and bronchitis. Wish I would have gotten some Tramadol to go with the antibitoics it sounds like.

 

I still feel quite a bit of pain but it's like I don't care that much that it hurts.
A little more drunk-like, bleary feelings than I prefer,
but it was so bad today that I cried in the parking lot of the hospital trying to get out of the car.
I feel like an idiot.

 

the_jazz: Would you like to meet-up somewhere and have dirty dirty sex?
Me: I'm flattered and thanks for the offer, but I am definitely going to pass.
the_jazz: Pretty Pretty PLEASE with a cherry on top?
Me: I don't really like those kinds of cherries....or you.
the_jazz: But it would be so much fun.
Me: Not for me.
the_jazz: But I want to stick my dick in you.
Me: That does not sound appealing.
the_jazz: what would I need to do to make this happen?
Me: Maybe if you were the last man on earth and there were no more batteries in the world.
the_jazz: Awesome...I like those odds.

 

I think that MeltedMetalGlob would have done it better, ZombieSquirrel. But don't worry - one of these days, you'll meet a guy that will throw you on a desk for some oral then tie you up for the main event.

 

I'm kind of creeped out by how specific that was. Have you done that before or was that a porno you recently watched?

Why the hell am I asking him questions? I should not engage the animals on this site.

 

Sez the lady with squirrel in her handle....

 

I don't do the food thing, but many of the people I follow do. I will send you some suggestions.

 

There's the million-to-one chance that one of the other ladies of TFP would find it interesting. Like you said, I have have a chance.

 

Of course ZombieSquirrel would probably still choose Remixer as a one-armed zombie over you.

 

You cannot possibly think I would rank higher, only because I'm wealthy (sure, he is too) AND am young, tall, intelligent, plus have all my hair (notice how he doesn't have any of these)?!

Oh yeah, and we both love Rugby. Too bad she goes for those damned Springboks.

 

This would be my 2000th post. Pointless announcements sounds like a good place for it.
My clever scheme of posting spam and getting away with it is going smashingly well so far.

 

I'm sure CinnamonGirl would LOVE it! Ask her

 

1) Well I'm old, dammit. But I think that means I'm just more experienced.
2) I'm not short. I'm technically too tall to be good at indoor track.
3) You and I comparing intelligence will just devolve into Pot v. Kettle.
4) I'm not bald. Or balding.
5) Not only am I "not poor" but I've also got power.

Let's face it, I could have led with #5, but you reading all the way down there pretty much proves that point to be true.

 

Jazz is taller than me, that makes him tall.

I'm going to have to toss my hat in with Jazz on this one remixer. Plus, he bought me beer. That's the way to my mullet-covered heart.

 

Hah. Well play- ... yeah, no.

Comparing our wealth, intelligence and heights would be stupid, true. BUT! Age? Come on, mate, you can't think you'll go at it longer than I can. That magic blue pill you have doesn't count as natural talent.

Power is very relative, my very white friend. No idea what you can do in the States, but try certain countries in the Middle East and let's see who has more strings to pull on. Maybe you could get yourself an awesome life insurance policy when you head over to this part of the world?

I've seen pictures of you, man. I'd wager that Frodo is taller than you.

I'll give you Vodka. Everyone knows Vodka > Beer.

Bonus points for Red Bull?