Pointless Announcements

That's kinda what I meant... I mean, it's teevee. It mostly correct in the glaring points. Some point out that it misses on important things like Capone's son being deaf at 2 instead of showing the boy contracted an infection that only left him partially deaf etc etc, but that's minor stuff and way more accurate than shows like Spartacus ever dreamed of being.

 

I never realized how many E-Mails a proper American university sends to its students.

Why the hell am I being invited to an event by the ladies of Delta Pi Epsilon?

 

Could be worse. Could be genuine street ninjas kicking your ass.

You're smart. You do the math. Training > street ninja beating.

 

D Phi E? It's pretty obvious: They want your dick.

Just kidding. Nobody wants to read that tall tale.

 

Hah. They look the type.

Oh no! I made an inappropriate comment. I must order tons of Wendy's burgers and Frosties to eat my shame away.

Stupid Wendy's in my area has the world's dumbest delivery times.

EDIT: Why do you need the Edit function to add the second half of your posts, man?

EDIT 2: I swear, people sometimes. You're American.. stick with the talk-first-don't-think stereotype.

 

...like a snooty white girl would go anywhere near your creepy half-bearded ass.

Don't forget to post your new double chin in Tilted Exhibition. It'll be a hit.

Kinda like when I tried to start a post showcasing everybody's kneecaps.

 

"Because it's there." - George Mallory.

C'mon, Bruce Lee... break out of your rigid forum kata... learn to pour yourself through conversations like a pitcher of water.

You really need to get more regular sex, don't you? I'm starting to get worried. All this gonzo porno talk is most troublesome.

 

Hah. See where you're wrong? It's a 3-day beard. It's fucking sexy.

I'd much rather show off my impressive manboobs. I'd turn any hetero man into homo in less than an entire lifetime*.

* = not applicable to in-the-closet heteros.

 

“Just because you can doesn't mean you should.” - Sherrilyn Kenyon

I am one with my environment. My spider senses predict more overused clichees being used by you to say something entirely meaningless to me, just so I respond meaninglessly back!

Also: You notice how every time one of us edits our posts that contain a quote of the other, you get additional TFP notifications? cynthetiq !

 

True story: I've used a DPE logo pillow to prop up a girl's ass for sexy time. Pointless life goal of banging a sorority princess? Check.

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Also:

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Why Being a Man is Awesome
We invented the electric guitar, the atomic bomb and thong underwear for women.​

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Electric guitars and atomic bombs are exactly what Sherrilyn was talking about.

/rockbashing

EDIT: I have literally a billion notifications to deal with. I click on the notification from "A Moment Ago" just to see that nothing happened.

 

I come close with "after high school".

 

”If God wants me to become a woman, then a woman I will become.” - Mick Jagger

Word, bro.