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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Get out of my brain!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 3, 2012
    #13561
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  2. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    fortunately for you he's only in your brain
     
    Craven Morehead, Sep 3, 2012
    #13562
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  3. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Lemme show you how to properly ruin a joke:

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    Texas Ranger's Walker! (The guy IS 72.) BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Sep 3, 2012
    #13563
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  4. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Reminds me of the scene from Smokey and the Bandit where, after the Snowman is beaten up by the bikers, he exacts some "justice" country boy style.

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
    Fremen, Sep 3, 2012
    #13564
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  5. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    I guess I have to go back to work today. Feeling pretty blue. :(
     
    Freetofly, Sep 4, 2012
    #13565
  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Feelings must be goin' around. My current girlfriend was all nervous and clingy this morning.

    "Ugh, it's the first day back at school. I'm so damn worried about everything. Just hold me!"

    "...but you've got three degrees and have been teaching since before you could legally drink."

    "...hold me."
     
    Last edited: Sep 4, 2012
    Plan9, Sep 4, 2012
    #13566
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  7. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    It's nice that she gets positive feedback from you. :)
    We all need that once in awhile. I miss my friend "LAN ".
     
    Freetofly, Sep 4, 2012
    #13567
  8. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    It's a Monday disguised as a Tuesday! :eek:
     
    grumpyolddude, Sep 4, 2012
    #13568
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  9. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    and it sucks!
     
    Craven Morehead, Sep 4, 2012
    #13569
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Damn sure is:mad:
     
    ralphie250, Sep 4, 2012
    #13570
  11. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Their parents named them "Local Area Network"? Definitely better than going with "2 of 3".
     
    Speed_Gibson, Sep 4, 2012
    #13571
  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    AKA "a Monday in Tuesday's clothing"
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 4, 2012
    #13572
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  13. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    You will have to explain that one to me. hmm...
     
    Freetofly, Sep 4, 2012
    #13573
  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I have one more day of work. I sincerely hope that my employer did not give her sister permission to drop off her daughter this morning. I have things to do with the boys that I can't do if I have a third kid.
     
    snowy, Sep 4, 2012
    #13574
  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I'm a very positive kinda guy... when I'm not on TFP.
     
    Plan9, Sep 4, 2012
    #13575
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  16. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    Up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane. No it's, THE HOBBIT!

    Yeah, 15 minutes of free in flight Internet and I use it to make bad jokes on TFP.
     
    Lordeden, Sep 4, 2012
    #13576
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Hah!

    ...and like you were going to use it for anything other than porn until TFP dawned on you.
     
    Plan9, Sep 4, 2012
    #13577
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  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    We leave tonight for a week long vacation. Can't wait.
     
    snowy, Sep 4, 2012
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It's pouring here like it's the tropics. It's friggin' awesome.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 4, 2012
    #13579
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  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I should stop torturing myself by looking at the wineries I'm planning to visit on my vacation. It just makes me even more excited to think: "Tomorrow I'll be enjoying a fine chardonnay at that place!"
     
    snowy, Sep 4, 2012
    #13580
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