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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Plan9, Aug 30, 2012
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    For the record, I've only been to a strip club once. It was about seven years ago. It was for my brother's bachelor party. My father was there. It was surreal.

    At least I thought it was until we dragged my father to the university/college nightclub nearby.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 30, 2012
    #13422
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  3. roachboy

    roachboy Very Tilted

    i am sitting amidst the rubble of the first chapter i thought i had finished until i reread it .
    but now not only do i feel drawn to canada, but i feel i should say something about my athleticism as a drinkin feller.

    you kidz may well find yourselves revealed as the amateurs that you are.

    so there.
     
    roachboy, Aug 30, 2012
    #13423
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  4. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I want to meet Baraka_Guru 's dad. I bet he's a DILF.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 30, 2012
    #13424
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  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    *facepalm*
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 30, 2012
    #13425
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  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Borla, Aug 30, 2012
    #13426
  7. ALISTAIR

    Alistair Eurotrash

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    It was Baraka's Dad. I saw him do it.
     
    Alistair, Aug 30, 2012
    #13427
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  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    But most of the time you realize that one of you would end up dead, the other in jail and the cat would be pregnant.
    --- merged: Aug 30, 2012 at 3:01 PM ---
    Welcome to Bermuda, mon! Where stiff-assed white guys walk around in suit coats, ties and shorts.
    --- merged: Aug 30, 2012 at 3:03 PM ---
    Woah, woah, woah. You leave MY dick out of it, thankyouverymuch. I got over my orange troll fetish in 1987.
     
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    the_jazz, Aug 30, 2012
    #13428
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  9. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Surreal?
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 30, 2012
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I can see it now. The aftermath.

    I'm going to wake up on the floor in the bathroom of a cheap hotel... walk out in my underwear/what's left my t-shirt to find a naked Baraka's dad spooning a Snuggie-clad ZombieSquirrel. I'll probably find Glory's Sun sleeping on the balcony and arkana making tofu omelets at the kitchenette. Real kicker will be when we realize that we left Martian stuck in the heaving bosom of a hussy named Kandy Kane... but only after his girl shows up to claim him. We'll all come across roachboy... he's drinking a gin and tonic in his bathrobe while seated in the lobby at 10:30. Sounds plausible to me.
     
    Last edited: Aug 30, 2012
    Plan9, Aug 30, 2012
    #13430
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  11. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed


    talk about giving more credit than deserved.

    I'd never make it up the fucking steps.
     
    Random McRandom, Aug 30, 2012
    #13431
  12. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    It's going to be uh-may-zing!!!!

    I must remember to pack the Bengals Snuggie and the Forever Lazy Suit.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 30, 2012
    #13432
  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Whatever, Baraka will probably don a horned helmet made from aluminum foil and cardboard... declaring "Never leave a man behind!" while dragging you to the elevator. Another zinger will be finding Lordeden, clad only in briefs, locked in the coat closet with a frozen rack of lamb.
     
    Plan9, Aug 30, 2012
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  14. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I've seen this movie. When do we find Mike Tyson's tiger in the bathroom?
     
    the_jazz, Aug 30, 2012
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  15. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    arkana's tofu omelettes are pretty bitchin'.

    I only just now as a result of your post realized that a snuggie could actually work for sex. So, um, thanks?
     
    martian, Aug 30, 2012
    #13435
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  16. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Thanks to the flaps on the Forever Lazy Suit....it is also great for sexing!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 30, 2012
    #13436
  17. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    I'm SOOO going to go visit you in the mental ward.


    that is some fucked up shit.
     
    Random McRandom, Aug 30, 2012
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  18. ALISTAIR

    Alistair Eurotrash

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Yup. You got my juices going now. What's the frozen rack of lamb wearing? Those coquettish little paper maid hat things they dress up in sometimes?
     
    Alistair, Aug 30, 2012
    #13438
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    In this case, it will be Georges St-Pierre's.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Aug 30, 2012
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  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I bring the party.
     
    Plan9, Aug 30, 2012
    #13440
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