Pointless Announcements

I pretty much fuck things up not matter how hard I try.

 

Congrats. I had several nemesi's, but one died of health related issues, one retired, and now I am down to one.

 

Haven't you figured out that I don't appear until the last reel? Until I make my grand appearance, the film is basically "10,000 ways for Lordeden to die". He'll be playing the part of all the henchmen.

 

I hear he provided his own wardrobe for those scenes involving the henchmen in the tight black leather clothing and flowery summer dresses. Something about the clothes we had in storage not being flashy enough.

 

Going off to pitch my new idea to the studios today!



I don't know about you, but I would totally watch the shit out of this.

 

Anything.
He doesn't even have to be half-naked and covered in motor oil... Doesn't have to be...

 

*sighs* definitely the best thing in a movie I've seen him do is that: just roll around and fight in oil. Rawr, so hot!
Whew, its getting warm in here *fans self*

 

Mother fucking septic tank

 

Awwwwwwe.....I just had an amazing meeting with new Professor. He's so much more awesome than Professor Pretentious! I didn't want to punch him ONCE!

 

Worked with a new doc today. He was really young and it took me aback at first, but he really knows his shit.
It was a damn pleasure even though it was a rough shift.
Now I need to fit in at least six hours of sleep between now and 7am tomorrow when I have to be back there again for a 12 hour day.
The schedule is ridiculously busy tomorrow. I will be checking in six big dogs in the morning (by myself) and we only have five large kennels. Not sure how this is going to work.
Ack, I'm already tired. zzzzz....

 

I was going to reply to the awesomeness of Jason Statham in noodle 's, snowy 's, and Settie 's posts, but I felt the post would be too homoerotically charged.
So I'll just say, I watch all his movies.

I once partially fell into a badly closed septic tank, so yeah, fuck badly closed septic tanks!

 

Better get your shots before trying that, might pick up even worse things than what ZombieSquirrel got from those 10 minutes in that Chicago area motel room after that "special drink" she had with the_jazz