Pointless Announcements

But I'm J and in IL. And I don't remember this conversation.

 

Had my first anniversary yesterday. Had dinner at a Brazilian steakhouse. Meat, meat, meat. Had a good night with the wife and my kid. I'm hopeful that we can fix our recent troubles, and move on to at least another anniversary. One day at a time...

 

Fairly certain "I miss that boy so much" was not referring to ZombieSquirrel's near misses with the sniper rifle or the other "accidents" this time.

 

But we've met IRL! amonkie was there, along with a few 4.0ers (Shesus, Toaster)! I swear to God it happened!

See, it's entirely plausible with that in mind. I just don't see why she called me "G" and why I don't remember the conversation.

 

She must have gotten distracted when she thought of your ravaging good looks and "lady killer" charm....Speaking of that, the latest case is going to be a mistrial like the last 6 right?

 

Spicy chicken mcbites are....spicy

 

I have other mens that piss me off. Don't be jealous.

You were the lowlight of that visit......

Ha...huh huh. Ha..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...Heeee he he he he ho ha. AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Ahh. heh.

 

Hey, you need to use this kinda laugh more often. I totally just imagined it like a scene out of an Austin Powers flick.

 

That's what I was going for. ;-)

 

sister arrived yesterday. three kids. husband in rehab. litany of childhood trauma. beverages. insects.

2 brothers arrive today. one i have never met before. unknown number of kids. the kid count was rehearsed for me at dinner last night. it did not register. i blame the hamburger. outlines of litanies of childhood trauma suggested. fear of more beverages. inevitability of insects.

 

"You're gonna put him in a cell with one inept guard and they'll escape!
God, you do this every time!
You know, Scott...
I?ve been a frickin' evil doctor for thirty frickin' years, OK?
Cut me some frickin' slack."

 

Why do I get the sense that I'm #2 in this scenario?

 

Definitely...because you're a piece of shit!

XOXO,
ZS

 

Entomophagy is the wave of the future.

Ingredience for Insectpatties:

• Insects (Thai call Jing Rheed) as in a picture 200 g.
• Sticky rice 30 g.
• Black Pepper
• Salt 1 tea spoon
• 1 Egg
• Sesame
• Oil

Ingredience for buger:

• Bread
• Tomatose
• Lettuce
• Cucumber
• Mustard
• Salt
• Mayonnaise
• Onions
• Cheese

Preparation Method:

• Remove insects' wings and legs then fry all insects and then shredthem together with sticky rice and mix together with salt, black pepper and sesame and roll to be round and make it flat and dip in egg then fry it in hot oil for just 1 minute. After done all insectburger patties then put on toast with all vegetables.

 

Predictable.

 

Why would I waste a witty and original remark on you? I save those for Plan9 and Baraka_Guru

 

That's not very Foxy Cleopatra of you.

 

Found this and HAD to share it:

I figure if you're going to rob a convenience store, why NOT use ostriches as your henchmen?

 

I <3 MeltedMetalGlob

That was a horrible character. Don't compare me to her. Now Pam Grier's Foxy BROWN is much cooler.