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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Can't sleep.
     
  2. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    As I was watching a parade, one of the candidates running for reelection as drain commissioner stopped the vehicle, looked over at me and asked if I wanted to walk with them while holding their sign, which I agreed and used my professional sign holding skills through the parade.
     
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  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It's National Waffle Day!

    We're going to float the river today, watch the Timbers play, and then I am going to take a long nap. No more homework! I can enjoy my evenings once more.
     
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  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Infodump'd!
     
  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I bet thats cool to watch.
     
  6. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    I love charlize Theron.
     
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  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Why do you need three adjectives to describe a kiosk of little consequence? *resists coma*
     
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  8. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Ugh, I can't wait until I can justify spending the time/effort/bucket of money on this.

    /jizz in my pants
     
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I've always wondered what I'd get into if I had the money for an expensive hobby.

    For a short while, I played a weekly draft tournament in Magic: The Gathering, but that got too expensive for me, if that's any indication.
     
  10. mmmmmmm........dirty dirty rugby sex! :D
     
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  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Ok then. ;)
     
  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Ugh, this book as far more compound adjectives than compound ideas.
     
  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    See, and I was going to beg you to read my theoretical orientation, but I'm afraid my compound brain is compounding these ideas into mush.
     
  14. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    stomach ache was tied in to necrotized lymph nodes, which have grown instead of shrunk...

    i love dilaudid but FUCK CANCER!!!
     
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  15. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Well, in contrast, it won't look half bad if everything in it isn't so goddamn "[whatever]-looking."
     
  17. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Mitt Romney's favourite day ? /*insert name of politician of choice here*/
    --- merged: Aug 5, 2012 at 7:34 PM ---
    That looks ideal for home defense, especially on fully automatic with hollow point rounds
     
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  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Oh, Canada... said item is a semi-automatic short-barreled rifle and would be used for slaying fearsome paper targets with the utmost cool factor.

    For home defense I've got a stout blond with a mean streak like a honey badger. Let someone break in; she'll come at them like a spider monkey.

    Pistols, flashlights and cellphones aren't nearly as useful for dealing with burglars as a woman that has spent over a decade in public education.
     
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  19. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I'm about 50% certain I've rebroken my ankle.
     
  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Well, take a hammer to it and make it a sure thing. Administrators don't half-ass anything!
     
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