Pointless Announcements

Yeah, I've got something over a year in the making on the verge of good stuff and I'm losing my fucking mind.

Being an adult sucks. I can't complain to anybody. I can't throw a tantrum. All I can do here is just pace quietly.

 

You have guns. Use them.

 

I get both kinds. Calcium oxliate and uridic acid ones. I do everything they say to do and dont eat things im not suposto
I went from a galloon of sweet tea a day to maybe 3 glasses a week. They say my body just produces them

 

Popular misconception.

I don't actually own or even know anything about firearms. It's part of my online persona. Kinda like Fremen's whole mustache thing.

 

I think that this is the closest I've ever seen you come to finally admitting that you're really Ru Paul. Anyone who's ever met you in real life can attest to as much.

 

And I'm actually really sweet and smart IRL.

 

...one of the Beatles? I don't even know how to play guitar!

*rimshot*

 

From what I recall, you also smell of beer. But it's been a while.

So, basically, you're the whole package.
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Paul played base, genius.

I knew I should have gone with "Nancy Reagan" instead....

 

Tampax pearl are hazardous to your health

 

Don't forget the hint of jock-strap. I've got that going for me too.

How....what...did you know....umm...I'll just take your word for it.

 

They have teeth

 

Yeah, I thought a bass was a guitar, too. Kinda like how a Winchester 94AE and a Colt M4A1 are both technically carbines.

Whatever, Dad.

...I wonder how much Ru Paul can squat. Got thighs like an '80s Tina Turner.​

 

Don't take his side. I'll smack the cardigan off you.

 

Kind of a bass relief?

 

This thread is starting to confuse me.

 

MeltedMetalGlob, I want you to photoshop me like one of your French girls!