Pointless Announcements

So, current girlfriend just called me to tell me she's going on the "one of the biggest zip lines in the world" tomorrow.

Then she randomly burst into tears and said she missed me. Then she said she had to go to bed because it was late.

Women.

 

Okay, made it back to PA from NYC and off to Hollywood Fl, then to Key West for a week of of of of of of????? I don't know.

 

No. No, I don't understand. Your faces aren't matching up with your hands, man.

What does that motion mean? Whoa, pretty sure she didn't agree to any of that.

 

Pharmacist: "uh, ma'am? So we filled the antibiotic and the cough medicine but not the Advair inhaled steroid.... un, your copay is $354. We didn't uh... Think that... "
Me: "you are correct."
Relieved pharmacist: "that'll be $8.51, then, ma'am."

 

My Rebel Alliance earrings are an hour and a half away. But I have to wait until tomorrow to get them, apparently. *shakes fist*

 

Stay on target....

 

I felt a great disturbance in the Schwartz, as if someone is planning very poorly done prequels that will try to explain our back story.............

 

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

I am putting my bets on CinnamonGirl over Darth Vader in a fight between those two.

semi-related thought on Vader.....Why does it take falling into lava for Anakin to stop being such a total whiny bitch?

 

Jeez, I go to heat up some lunch, and I come back to 7 alerts. Made me smile

For the record, these are what I'm waiting on. I had some geekpoints that were about to expire, so the earrings and a Mockingjay Pin are sitting in the post office in Greensboro right now.

 

What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station is not my idea of courage. It's more like, suicide.

 

Sitting on the floor at Midway airport enjoying a $7 beer. Flight is delayed. Enjoying is a relative term. Would not be so without beer.

 

I didn't want the prednisone... that stuff is rage in an innocent-looking tablet.
I actually might have done the Advair, and was looking forward a bit to breathing better, but not for $354 on the off chance it might work.
I'm getting my ass kicked by the common cold, after surviving, RSV, MRSA, and ORSA many times over the years with a few sneezes.
It's embarrassing.

 

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