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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Uh, Jason is a zombie. In fact, he's probably the single most badass zombie ever. He never runs, but must be able to teleport.
     
    Plan9, Jul 23, 2012
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    The power went out just as we hit the mat in kickboxing today—dim lighting, no AC, hot and humid. It was like hot yoga but kickboxing. Yeaaah, I'm just replacing fluids right now.

    The power went on again just as we were leaving the studio.

    I still suspect ninjas.

    Fucking ninjas! :mad:

    And he...
    ...totally stabs Kevin Bacon in the throat!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 23, 2012
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  3. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell

    Well, after all, he was
    WEARING A SPEEDO. I kind of don't blame Jason.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jul 23, 2012
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  4. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Of course it was ninjas. Who else would it be?
     
    snowy, Jul 23, 2012
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  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    Hey now, what's wrong with Speedos?

    *is wearing an American flag one right now*
     
    Plan9, Jul 23, 2012
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  6. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Jason stabbed a Speedo-wearing Kevin Bacon in the throat?

    That's my kind of guy!
    zombie

    --- merged: Jul 23, 2012 at 10:20 PM ---
    The visual of the first time my 4-years-older male cousin strode by wearing a wet Speedo is forever embedded in my brain. It's a miracle that I ever lost my virginity.
     
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    Fangirl, Jul 23, 2012
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeah, here's the deal: I'ma stop wearing a star-spangled Speedo when obese girls stop wearing string bikinis to the beach.
     
    Plan9, Jul 23, 2012
    #12227
  8. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    I don't care HOW awesome one's body looks...NO ONE looks good in a speedo. No one.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jul 23, 2012
    #12228
  9. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    [​IMG]
     
    grumpyolddude, Jul 23, 2012
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Pretty sure my current girlfriend said that she'd gladly peel that thing off with her teeth.
     
    Plan9, Jul 23, 2012
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  11. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    No one.

    Edit: Actually, I just looked that up. That isn't a speedo. That's a very short pair of swim trunks.

    Edit the Second: But it appears to be the Speedo BRAND... so, to clarify. No one looks good in the tighty-whitey variety of speedo.
     
    Last edited: Jul 23, 2012
    CinnamonGirl, Jul 23, 2012
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    Same goddamn thing. Man panties. Or are you talking about the 8th deadly sin of donning the banana hammock?
     
    Plan9, Jul 23, 2012
    #12232
  13. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Hey, scare little girls....if that's your thing.
    I can't stand big, naked beer bellies or 95% of the bodies under-dressed in string bikinis. Eyeball pollution. Daniel Craig looks hawt in his mini trunks, tho'.
    --- merged: Jul 24, 2012 3:08 AM ---
    Oh stop it, please. You're killing me!
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 31, 2012
    Fangirl, Jul 23, 2012
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  14. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    *snort* I actually typed in "banana hammock" before deciding to replace it with "tighty-whitey." But, yes, THAT is what I'm talking about. The boxer-brief looking ones are totally acceptable.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jul 23, 2012
    #12234
  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
     
    Plan9, Jul 23, 2012
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  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I would too.
     
    snowy, Jul 23, 2012
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  17. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 23, 2012
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  18. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    It's not just the banana--it's a clear look at the balls, too. The equivalent would be a chick wearing clit-enhancing swimwear.
     
    Fangirl, Jul 23, 2012
    #12238
  19. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    [​IMG]
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 23, 2012
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  20. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun

    And that would be a bad thing?
     
    Craven Morehead, Jul 23, 2012
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