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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Jaysus, it's hot!

    It's hotter than Havana out there today.

    It's 36 C (97 F), but the humidex is up to motherfucking 45 C (113 F). This ain't no desert, man. This ain't no tropics. WTF?

    The "severe" heat alert is now "extreme," and there is a severe thunderstorm rolling in.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 17, 2012
    #12001
  2. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It's pretty cool here. I kinda wish it would heat up a bit more so I could enjoy the swimming pool.
     
    snowy, Jul 17, 2012
    #12002
  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    So, I got a flyer for Direct TV today at my new house, right? Totally just moved in here. Usual generic junk mail.

    Checked the name on it. Flyer was addressed to my current girlfriend's father. Who basically lives in Canada.

    How the fuck does that happen?

    ...and what if he's going to move in and steal my man cave?​
     
    Last edited: Jul 17, 2012
    Plan9, Jul 17, 2012
    #12003
  4. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    The most obvious answer is "sex change and the Fountain of Youth". Sounds like you're sleeping with the More Mature Boyfriend from "Big Daddy", old balls and all.
     
    the_jazz, Jul 17, 2012
    #12004
  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Mmm, I'm not feeling it. Not funny.

    Too Glory's Sun. Try again.
     
    Plan9, Jul 17, 2012
    #12005
  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    She's a highly paid assassin who's cover ID is a middle-aged man living in almost Canada?
     
    the_jazz, Jul 17, 2012
    #12006
  7. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else

    calm down bro. it used to be 45 every day for 6 months straight where i was living. im so used to that weather that i currently despise the weather ive got now. its totally depressing having 20C and feeling cold.
     
    Lish, Jul 17, 2012
    #12007
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  8. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Yay, one more meeting and it's Niner-thirty.
     
    Japchae, Jul 17, 2012
    #12008
  9. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    yo, have a couple B & Cs for me, ok?

    thanks...
     
    uncle phil, Jul 17, 2012
    #12009
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Plan9, Jul 17, 2012
    #12010
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  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    B & C?
    Bourbon and coke?
    I'm drinking beers cause they're cheaper, lol.
    Unless I can get my hands on some Bitches Brew.

    Ninerjuice-ninerjuice-ninerjuice!!


    Wait... that sounds bad. Eew.
     
    Japchae, Jul 17, 2012
    #12011
  12. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I hope you mean that in terms of tits.

    /lowest common denominator
     
    the_jazz, Jul 17, 2012
    #12012
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  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    My inner ZombieSquirrel said, "gross."
     
    Japchae, Jul 17, 2012
    #12013
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  14. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    First day back at work after vacation and we get nailed by a syn flood. So much for a quiet return to work. On the plus side I totally got to show off my net sec chops while mitigating the attack.
     
    martian, Jul 17, 2012
    #12014
  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I'ma post my tits on the TEx board for Jazz later.

    Trick him a little, you know... build it up as something else.

    Smooth skin covered in baby oil... then... man nipples.

    ... Later That Evening ...​

     
    Plan9, Jul 17, 2012
    #12015
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  16. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Gross.
     
    Japchae, Jul 17, 2012
    #12016
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    You don't understand. They banned dueling.

    This is all we've got left. Stupid jokes.

    ...

    I seriously think men would be a lot less stressed these days if they could just solve their problems with giant flintlock pistols at 10 paces.
     
    Plan9, Jul 17, 2012
    #12017
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  18. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    How much is he paying you to pretend to be his friend?
     
    Borla, Jul 17, 2012
    #12018
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  19. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    the same amount he paid me when we met up
     
    Lish, Jul 17, 2012
    #12019
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  20. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I love this idea.


    Not enough to be worth it?
     
    Borla, Jul 17, 2012
    #12020
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