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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Based on what everyone has said, I think I'll stick with combing fanfiction.net for gems.
     
    snowy, Jul 9, 2012
    #11721
  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Hah, I totally just choked on my tea as imagined you kicked back in a Panera with a hardback version of Flight of the Old Dog.

    I'm guessing you probably put that masterpiece up on the shelf next to a much-thumbed copy of Tom Clancy's Without Remorse.
     
    Plan9, Jul 9, 2012
    #11722
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  3. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    This hotel is a shithole.
     
    the_jazz, Jul 9, 2012
    #11723
  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
     
    Plan9, Jul 9, 2012
    #11724
  5. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Seriously, I think the Army of Northern Virginia slept here. Did they have Radisson's back then?
     
    the_jazz, Jul 9, 2012
    #11725
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  6. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    You're staying in the Hilton Mark, too?
     
    Japchae, Jul 9, 2012
    #11726
  7. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    No. That would be too weird.
     
    the_jazz, Jul 9, 2012
    #11727
  8. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Only if you were keeping the beg bugs full for men until I get there later this week.
     
    Japchae, Jul 9, 2012
    #11728
  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Like a true editor.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 9, 2012
    #11729
  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I'm not quite sure what to do with that sentence.
     
    the_jazz, Jul 9, 2012
    #11730
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Some nights this thread feels like an espisode of Hee Haw.

    Tonight is one of those nights.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 9, 2012
    #11731
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    She's better in person. Y'know, like me.
     
    Plan9, Jul 9, 2012
    #11732
  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    unpossible.
     
    the_jazz, Jul 9, 2012
    #11733
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Or perhaps Hee Haw: The Next Generation.
     
    snowy, Jul 9, 2012
    #11734
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  15. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Hah. My SO has the exact same opinion.

    And in her words: "I really think that stupid book was written for housewives without a sex life who are craving to put anything dirty in their minds for their lonely masturbation sessions. I read a page of it and it's like any other fanfiction crap written by 13-year-old girls that you can read online for free."
     
    Remixer, Jul 10, 2012
    #11735
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Difference: I'm a middle class nobody that posts his crap on Literotica.com; author of said crap masturbation aid is a gajillionaire.

    ...
    That Stupid Book
    Yeah, it's not stupid if it makes you filthy rich.​
    ...​
     
    Plan9, Jul 10, 2012
    #11736
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  17. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Valley of the Dolls wasn't written very well either and it made a buttload!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jul 10, 2012
    #11737
  18. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Why do you fuck with my brain, brah? I trusted on the misguided belief that money is secondary to you. I trusted in your effing humanity!
     
    Remixer, Jul 10, 2012
    #11738
  19. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    *does a bunch of sexy poses and makes seductive faces to SO*

    SO: "I'm going to take you to a gay club one day, I swear to god."
     
    Remixer, Jul 10, 2012
    #11739
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  20. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Ha ha ha... Typo. That was supposed to be "me."
     
    Japchae, Jul 10, 2012
    #11740
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