Pointless Announcements

I'm hungry, but I need to go to the grocery. I could go get some food, but then I would have to put on pants.

 

Who says????

 

We have the most interesting discussion on road trips. Especially since we're trying to keep S's mind of his grandmother's critical status. Today's quote:
"well, I don't know,I'd still want them to have the capability to turn my phone on and track me if I was kidnapped. I'd hide the thing. I am positive, in an emergency like that, I could fit my iPhone in my vagina."

 

Touch screen seems to be the way to go, ya know.

No point shoving a flip phone into your moist velvet lovepocket.

You won't be able to answer without removing it.

 

Dancer while sober...yeah. I don't do that. I was at a club last weekend. And yeah, definitely not drunk enough to dance that night. You gotta get me drunk if you want me to dance! No exceptions.

Whoo! Yeah, I'll be number three! XD

 

It is too damned hot

 

They really did.

 

3 days.

Got my new rig today and stoked at its utter awesomeness. No more onboard graphics!

Also bought meself a surround sound system. My new neighbours are gonna fucking hate me.

 

Electric Shaver: WHIRRRRRRR
Roommate: What was THAT?
Me: my electric shaver
Roommate: Oh, it sounded like a bibrator
Me: well, what do you think I was planning on shaving?

 

So it was a coyote this morning, this afternoon it's a red fox sunning itself in the neighbor's back yard. Urban living at its finest.

 

Just watched the first two episodes of the new Doctor Who with Christopher Eccleston on Netflix. Not bad at all, he carries the role well and the Rose character is a nice "sidekick". Hearing a Britney Spears song as an "Earth Classic" that far in the future is a bit scary and all too believable.

 

*sniff *sniff*

Smells like sex in here.

What have you motherfuckers been doing in here while I was gone?

 

So I did a little investigating with teh google. Thought it was a bit of a coincidence to see a coyote at 4:30 am and then a fox 12 hours later in the neighbor's yard. Was a fox both times.

What I heard was the Vixen's Scream. How would you like to be awakened by this?

 

I have no good stories to tell. Although, the story of being threaten by a 40 year old lady on a cross-country redeye for talking to loudly about Game of Thrones is pretty damn funny. It still makes me chuckle.